Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He decided to lock me in the apartment until I say that we are in fact still together. This is the 4th time he has done this. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Oh look. Stockholm syndrome in Stockholm.
mds9986 24
Isn't that kinda illegal? Not sure about Sweden law though.
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Comments (126)
RinoaHeartilly 36
That is absolutely terrifying. Please, get someone to help get you out.
ginger528 4
Just go out the window next time he does it
queen_jae614 10
Call the cops
Johan997 4
Spring kära du, spring!!
domolovesyoshi 33
CALL THE FRICKEN COPS!
CaityMandy 10
You need to get out before he starts physically hurting you
bigbrown24 17
just pack your stuff up and leave when he isn't home
cantfixme36 28
So maybe don't break up with him inside of your apartment? You know, the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.
laden_swallow09 35
What is the point where you get physical, and I don't mean in the good way.
ciaraash 15
Maybe try to break up with him in a public place, with friends or family close to you, so you can escape.