Anonymous
United States
Get out
Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML
Ella
United States
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
iJuli
Billings, United States
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
cockalicious
Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML
theawfulpresent
Germantown, United States
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
stuck
Hägersten, Sweden
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He decided to lock me in the apartment until I say that we are in fact still together. This is the 4th time he has done this. FML
crystalpistol
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
fmlfromnorway
Nedre Frei, Norway
Corruption
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Anon
San Antonio, United States
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
kierstin
United States
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML
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thisisbutaname 38
What do you mean he "tried to"? If he wants to break up it's over, full stop.
ojoRojo 27
Sooo why are you still trying to be with him? He’s your ex. Let him go.
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thisisbutaname 38
What do you mean he "tried to"? If he wants to break up it's over, full stop.
ojoRojo 27
Sooo why are you still trying to be with him? He’s your ex. Let him go.
RichardPencil 32
That's a low-ball offer. Keep negotiating a fair break-up fee. You should be able to get a nice car out of the deal!
redvibes23 14
Tried to? Let him break up with you. If he’s trying to pay you to leave, he doesn’t want you anymore so why are you staying and not letting him?
Bogrbon 27
Sticking around and forcing a relationship on someone who is clearly trying to end things is controlling and quite likely emotionally abusive, especially if you’re doing things like getting angry, threatening or making yourself the victim to get him to stay. Worst docuhebag move I have seen was a friend/colleague of mine who’s fiancée threatened to kill Himself when she tried to break it off. (She eventually did leave him anyway) It’s over, move on. Don’t be that crazy ex who he has to get a restraining order.
millsjoshua949 12
If he's tried to break up with you before then I'm quite confused as to why you're still together. Why in the world would you try to hold on to someone who doesn't want you?? ydi
bl3ur0z3 17
TRIED to? What, you're forcing him to be in a relationship against his will and refusing to leave?
Wadlaen 24
Tried to? Again? So you're still together, and are planning to be for the rest of your lives? Or are you waiting for a better offer?
CRC_101 31
What the hell? It's abusive to force or coerce someone to stay in a relationship when they want to break up. Don't let your gender or anything else make you think it's okay.
Roxy Rousseau 11
Again? I know women having trouble listening is a bad stereotype but damn, you’re not doing us any favours! You’re coming off as CRAZY! Get some self respect!