Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He decided to lock me in the apartment until I say that we are in fact still together. This is the 4th time he has done this. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Oh look. Stockholm syndrome in Stockholm.
mds9986 24
Isn't that kinda illegal? Not sure about Sweden law though.
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Comments (126)
blupenguin29 14
Call 911. Or the Sweden equivalent.
TheEpicWario 26
I literally can't comprehend why anybody would click the 'You Deserved It' option for this.
RogueWarrior869 23
#152 I don't know about now since the site has changed, but before if you clicked that enough times you would unlock an achievement for it. Secondly, a lot of people don't understand why scared/abused people don't leave these kinds of situations sooner and will blame them as well.
BloodyMary666 24
What the hell?! That sounds really scary...
dwillsn 10
Call the police, have them at your apartment when u break up with him again, and make sure you get his key! Then change your lock, pack your shit and LEAVE TOWN make sure u dont leave a forwarding address and block the shit of him and anyone who knows him On EVERY social media site. Also make sure your privacy settings are maximum
BabeSlave97 12
If you ask them, the police will come and watch over you when you confront him the next time, especially if he's withholding your possessions, good luck OP
CRC_101 31
Break up with him in public then, and if you live together, get as much of your stuff out as possible first. Why are you having to do this five times?
kbsimmer 14
Or you could lock him in there until he says you are in fact broken up
ImagineCrazy 27
Break up with him outside?
max1280_fml 14
Bit#h RUN!
Seksdemon 7
I don't recommend it if you can't cover it up but... just shoot him. Or just break his knee if you can't shoot him. Either way if that doesn't work crush his nuts every chance you get. He'll eventually leave.