Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, he spoke with my mom and the fact that she wants me dead is a huge red flag. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of 2 weeks home to meet my mom and she started talking about how she really wants a lot of grand-kids. He called 2 hours later and broke up with me. FML
Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
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Top comments
jesterinperil 28
An adult who can't act like one... Good riddance to bad rubbish OP. Sorry he was that immature.
DappeRB 12
Sounds like you're better off without him.
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Comments (53)
DappeRB 12
Sounds like you're better off without him.
jesterinperil 28
An adult who can't act like one... Good riddance to bad rubbish OP. Sorry he was that immature.
abadoo123 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
To be fair, if you knew it was coming, why ignore him?
Zarniclopsindorf 24
Reading helps.
vb68_fml 28
You seem to know something we don't...or you just didn't read...
glimmer980 20
As much as it hurts right now, it's a good thing he's gone. If he couldn't have broken up with you himself and given you the respect you deserve, he wasn't worthy of you.
dianweber 3
Sounds like you're better off anyway.
xx000o 27
Someday in the future (like tomorrow) you will look back and realize that it was the best thing that ever happened to you.
ohmyrosie 14
yeah you didn't lose anything of worth from that relationship
nishimehta 21
Lol such a coward he is! Fortunately you're saved.
sprocketlaunch 14
I know that feel. My 21-year-old ex ignored me for a full month and then broke up with me over text. What is wrong with some people?
iiTzNeeNerz 26
I'm confused as to why you let your ex ignore you for a whole month before acting on it yourself? I would have initiated that break up long before. *month later* S/O: Oh, btw, I'm breaking up with you. Me: You can't. S/O: What do you mean? Me: I broke up with you 2 weeks ago.
sprocketlaunch 14
Believe me, I got that far myself. Don't assume everybody on the internet is an imbecile.
ShaynaMarie322 15
Thank goodness you dodged that bullet then! I typically don't like saying the usual "you're better off without him" but in this case it's 100% valid. You really are better without some immature brat like him.
moodyreallyrocks 27
What is wrong with some people? You are better off without him. Move on OP, maybe you'll come across someone better and much more worthy of your time..