Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He decided to lock me in the apartment until I say that we are in fact still together. This is the 4th time he has done this. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
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Welshite 40
Oh look. Stockholm syndrome in Stockholm.
mds9986 24
Isn't that kinda illegal? Not sure about Sweden law though.
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Comments (126)
manuwish 9
so he's a highly decorated police officer or chief of the local police or why haven't you called the cops on that psycho?
awesumous 16
You've tried, it's time you pack up and leave without telling him if he is going to be childish about it.
RogueWarrior869 23
I can only guess as to why you haven't done so yet, but humor what he says and when it's clear, go to the police and tell them everything. Even if this is the only thing he's done wrong to you, it's still abuse. Get out as soon as you can and good luck.
Acerhawk 24
I'm sorry OP it must be a horrible thing but it is kinda funny.
poprockz96 12
Hahaha, that's ****** up, my boyfriend used to do that to me too, and just a couple months ago I had his baby. Weird he's not around now, huh?
Gummy_money 3
this is the kind of situation where it's ok to break up with a text.
evankosi 6
if this is has happened 3 times already and you still went back to him, YDI OP.
monkyvirus 13
This is abusive behaviour. Please try to stay safe and find a way of leaving if you can (recruiting multiple friends/ family members to help you pack and leave while your boyfriend is out may be a safer tactic).
ChrisMora 16
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sparky82 11
Get out. Get out now.