brebre101
Canada
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
calliefml
United States
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML
SayCheese
Prince George, Canada
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
klifestyle2012
Classy.
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Anonymous
Today, I walked in on my little brother dressing up like Billie Eilish, his new favorite singer. He tore up some of my favorite clothes to make the outfits. FML
JGarz
Tucson, United States
Back in fashion (Oppenheimer dolls not so much)
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
lexigan4
United Kingdom
Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML
burnmyeyes
Richmond, United States
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
Darkness162000
France
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
kingwalrus
United Kingdom
Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless, I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead, the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. FML
Alex
Dude!
Today, my brother, instead of filming me during my very first musical presentation in New York, took 45 pictures of the sexy trumpeter that was two rows behind me. With MY camera. FML
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ktpl44 3
Awkward...
Absurd101 0
Her brother, not sister stupid
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ktpl44 3
Awkward...
starsfan_9 7
Yeah, just a little...
CattyPurry 0
I don't think your brother likes you.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Is this the same person that found out her brother was stealing barbie dolls to make them voodoo dolls?
proxxX069069 7
o.0
CattyPurry 0
AND YDI for not knocking! but it could have been wrost..he could have been jacking off. xDD
flockz 20
sounds like the beginning of a ****-..... oh sorry horror film i have other things on my mind.
NastyNinja31 0
Well at least he didnt do it right
JoeTheMan12 0
what I would do in your situation is run at him with full speed and do a double kick in face so he gets the message...
joker1995 2
54 would'nt that just piss him off and and make him try harder to perfect his voodoo skills?
bfflrhea 0
HOW DO PEOPLE GET FIRST COMMENTS?! ive always wanted to! Loll
AnonymousTroll 2
You can always say 'First' even when you're not first. But YDI for wanting something so stupid.
wintamint101 7
gotta love family!
R34luver 5
hehe apokie, apokie... >:]
Dispute 3
maybe he has trouble expressing his feelings?
enonymous 9
I didn't know they made inflatable 5 foot voodoo dolls with a mouth and ****** opening. Where can I buy one?
commietaco 0
First! hellz to the yea!
thecarldeep 8
I thought I was the only person thinking that. Haha.
SuperPineApple 0
Let me guess, you ate the last cookie in the jar?
Turner_22 0
Ummm, what exactly does 'performing voodoo' mean?
2ndSucks 15
Are you currently suffering from face pain op?
glenzhao2 16
I hate it when that happens :/
justanotherbird 19
Not so bad unless your bro is a witch doctor. Just typical sibling behaviour.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
Halla Lou Ya! Praise the all mighty king. or something like that o.o
Blackmail111 9
atleast it wasn't a sex doll...that he was having sex with...with the pic taped on it
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
omg that would be sick as hell xD
ByteCarter97 0
voodoo? on your annoying little sibling? totally normal. praise Satan!
ALDJ 4
how old is be?
smellymellyy 7
he be old
Kenneth14 0
did it work???
heartbrakej 0
I thought it would be one of those "I walked in on my brother masturbating" FMLs
PlatinumNinja 0
Well, since OP didn't say he started writhing in pain when his brother poked it with a needle, I'm guessing no.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
But now she knows where all those headaches have been coming from! D:
Orcina1 3
117 there's also good voodoo that benefits the subject
xviem 0
Where was she sticking the needle ?
Absurd101 0
Her brother, not sister stupid
KVloveBC 0
^^Failed *You're stupid.
heartbrakej 0
that was the joke genius
Gourmet_Taco 0
180 - Please explain to me the difference. I must be mire up to date with my terminology.
masqu123 5
They said BROTHER
Moota 9
I would be scared if I were you.
xXRiah_GirlXx 9
ditto...
ReptarSwag 4
just thumb it up you don't have to sit here and write some pokemon name in the comments
Runninvegan 8
he just likes seeing you baked in doll form... I would watch out if I were you ;)
Runninvegan 8
I ment naked. now imgonna be viciously rapped by the FML trolls.
Absurd101 0
Why do u bake dolls?!?! DOLL BAKING = THE NEW FETISH!!! :D
fmyli 0
what did you do?
starsfan_9 7
don't worry OP, voodoo only works of performed by a North American licensed witch doctor
Sammie246 5
What does OP mean ? Please tell.
livin_plur 0
original poster
tylersign 11
Oval Penguin.
yamatelle 19
Obese Penis
partyfool2011 4
Optimus prime
moosemonkey1000 6
octogonal pickle
Gloritank 8
obnoxious privates
mitri_fml 3
Orange Platypus
instnt1nfction 17
Overprotective philosopher
TraceCase_ 19
Ordained Priest
itsharkley 8
op means original poster. the person who posted to fml
JPLovesAnimals 4
Oblong pencil
Steven696 6
Or original poster
Slim2306 10
Orang-utan poop
cyanidesandwich 21
outdated popcorn
Nick_1993 2
It means Original Poster and all these guys making silly statements, have no life because they sit on this app thinking about what to say, whilst beating their meat. Dont mind them.
Jdog619 11
Octogenarian Pedophile
Jdog619 11
Octogenarian Pedophile.
Jdog619 11
*Accidental Repost* Sorry...
Bowser6622 5
It means original poster.
EpicRandomizer 1
Okay, I'm pretty amused with all the sarcasm going on here, but I had trouble figuring out what OP exactly meant when I first came here too. It means Original Person. Kay? Got that kid? You better have because I don't want you posting that question on any other FMLs-- it annoys the viewers.
SadinSherman 16
Urban Dictionary.
lolololer 8
Orgy Performance
cutenessizme 4
Optimus Prime
BLANK024 0
O.o
DjeePee 25
So, what did you do to get this voodoo-punishment?
partyfool2011 4
His girlfriend