Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He decided to lock me in the apartment until I say that we are in fact still together. This is the 4th time he has done this. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Oh look. Stockholm syndrome in Stockholm.
mds9986 24
Isn't that kinda illegal? Not sure about Sweden law though.
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Comments (126)
GAeroNKissR 26
4th time? YDI
Xkillz302 10
Don't say it, just take off
quarterweek 13
Time to get your relatives & the police involved in this.
Timber147 9
You need to get out and get some help!
xavionl 3
funny, but ops situation isnt Stockholm syndrome
trucker2 33
S L O W learner ??? Anything more than once ..... You deserve..... Put you foot down OP your boyfriend is a control freak... It only gets worse... It's not something you can fix....and it very well could escalate... We really don't want to read about you in the papers
nominaski 25
I would take you more seriously if you stopped with the multiple "......"s all over your comment.
unsealingkale 18
What the hell is wrong with you? You've let this happen three times? This isn't some sort of red flag to you?
English_Dave 3
Just find a new place to live and move out without saying anything while he is out. That would be the peaceful option. Seriously though that sounds like false imprisonment which is illegal in must countries. loose that guy quick.
blackrose1996 11
Take your stuff move it to your parents or friends tell him your done go to your friends house until you get a new place
Mr_GryllsWood 13
don't try go leave him then