Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, after weeks of my crazy girlfriend avoiding me because she knew I wanted to break up with her, I had no option but to do it by text. She told all my friends, who now think I'm a coward who isn't man enough to break up in person. They didn't even ask for my side of the story. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
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illabye 0
Find out his number and text him "Ah baby I love it when you play hard to get."
lizard399 0
Meow! Cause he's a pussy..
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lizard399 0
Meow! Cause he's a pussy..
choshaki 8
Go to his job, create a scene and tell him that your pregnant! Or not..
HannahMarshall 6
It's gonna be awkward when you guys see each other again.
Mitcha857 0
I think you all are missing the point. OP has clearly been stalking waaayy too much.
JurassicHole 5
I agree with 53, changing your number can be a real hassle and you generally only do it if there's a good reason. I'm getting the impression OP is one of those "carve significant others name in leg" and sits in her car in front of his house late at night till someone comes outside, where she just drives off. "Today, My insane ex-gf, whom I broke up with a week ago, has been constantly calling me so much I had to change my phone number. I'm scared for my personal safety now. FML"
hawkey126 0
You mean ex boyfriend???
ciscmowe 5
What did you do to cause him to be so fearful of you?
thacar 1
OPP! Yeah you know me!
ladyLALAA 29
Who ever had thumbed down 111 sucks!
Mama_Umbridge 8
Go to his house and break up with him.
lizard399 0
She realized it's over. Why would she do that?
Mama_Umbridge 8
So he still gets a face to face.
IStoleTheCookies 16
Go to his house and tell him his tiny penis is not even skimming the surface of pleasure for you because of the simple fact that's its just ridiculously small. Say this loud and infront of his parents.
lizard399 0
"You *****! You tiny penis *****!" And then smash all of this action figures "Screw you, tiny penis! You don't even have a name anymore, the only thing your penis can over shadow is you!"
IStoleTheCookies 16
I wonder what goes through the persons mind whilst designing little penis' for boy dolls..
IStoleTheCookies 16
Lizard399 I was supposed to thumb you up, but I accidentally thumbed you down. Sorry :(
KeyboardWarrior 10
I understand you may be joking, but if somebody breaks up with you and you have to insult them instead of being the bigger person, it looks childish and immature on your part. It also shows you need them. Worse, if the best insult you can come up with is that they have a small penis (or ****, etc.), that's pretty pathetic and desperate in my opinion.
weetmaster 6
Hey umbridge, did you get my text?
wlddog 14
Umbridge... Did you get MY text? It's the one with a tiny penis on it.
Mama_Umbridge 8
Less than three, weetmaster
genesisCCORE 3
Do you mean "ex-boyfriend" op?
violetsweety 26
That wasn't necessary. Duh that's her ex NOW.
lizard399 0
If she wrote ex-boyfriend at the beginning we would already know where it was headed.
manatees_r_epic 0
if she had wrote "ex-boyfriend", everyone would be confused and wonder why the hell her ex-boyfriend broke up with her, considering they're already "broken up".
BeefyQueef 5
No, he means ex-boyfriend.
ScarletBloom 14
He has no balls.
DeadxManxWalking 27
He has a ******.
GrooveTurtle 0
Mangina
ladyLALAA 29
But you've seen my downstairs mixup!
sparkrok 8
don't make fun of me
xaznxthaigerx 5
Having balls still doesn't make him strong or manly. Try kicking it. Balls are the weakest thing. Haha
illabye 0
Find out his number and text him "Ah baby I love it when you play hard to get."
lizard399 0
P.s. Your new apartment looks great 0_o
Furrywhiplash 14
P.P.S. That new girl you've been seeing, she had an unfortunate "accident"...
AnagenisisZagus 13
P.S. Missed my period! :D
danv79_fml 0
p.s. I think you need to go get yourself checked out..... there might be a chance that you now have...... you know what.... forget i said anything...
wlddog 14
P.P.P.P.S. You won't like me when I'm angry. *Nervous laugh* HaHaHaHa... You wouldnt be breaking up with me would you?
Lightcrusade 9
Too bad in real life this would never work, women are generally to crazy to allow just a simple matter as a phone to get in the way... I've tried. Good luck tho!
lizard399 0
Maybe the problem isn't clear communication, just saying. If you set women up to deal with their personal closure then maybe they won't bug you. And guys are crazier then women. Listen to yourself, you dudes complain over something you can prevent.
Blueglasscup 18
Don't you mean "ex boyfriend"?
iKendall 3
Don't you mean "I should shutup?"
TheEpicMilkMan 13
*grabs popcorn* shit just got serious O.O
Scrts 3
When I've broken up with my GF of 4 years I had to change my phone number because of >50 calls a day or night... Maybe he is smarter, did that before :)
TheDrifter 24
Or he broke up with her months ago and she has just been in denial and obsessively stalking him to the point he was forced to change his number.
bizarre_ftw 22
58 - Actually, I went on your profile to read the bottom of your Canadian carton of milk, I found your comment rather funny.
swedeNix 13
Enjoy ur single life :)
thiscrazything 1
Time for you to move on. Don't waste any more of your time with someone like that. You will find better.