Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He decided to lock me in the apartment until I say that we are in fact still together. This is the 4th time he has done this. FML
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Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
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Welshite 40
Oh look. Stockholm syndrome in Stockholm.
mds9986 24
Isn't that kinda illegal? Not sure about Sweden law though.
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Comments (126)
jvanevery 19
how do you say kidnapping in Swedish
mybestday 1
You must leave him now. He will not change. You have to change and leave now before he really hurts you.
Mysterybounty 6
Call the police wtf is wrong with you? This is how people end up dead.
Isa_fml 20
This is abuse. Can you call the police? Is there somewhere safe you can go?
CallMeWindSock 24
Break up outside?
mynam3 2
If that's he fourth time he did that I say next time you move out all your stuff while he's out then break up with him by text or something. This is probably one of the few cases where breakup by text is acceptable.
GhostFox 34
Time to involve the law now, before the law gets in over because of your dead body.
jojochirsty 3
have you ever heard of a Restraining Order? This guy is dangerous. File a police report. Let others know what is going on. HE IS DANGEROUS.
mip_92 29
What I would do is once he is gone, pack up your things and leave. Or maybe pack his things, get them out of your home and change the locks. If those don't work (somehow) and he tries this again, I'd maybe call the police.
sophie0908 16
Why do you keep breaking up with him at his place? Ask him out on a date then in a nice public, lock-free area, tell him it's over. Good luck op