Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.
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Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, as he'd realised that life is really short, and he's got to enjoy with his friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d have a surprise for me when I got home. The surprise was he’d moved out, dumped me, and cut me off from his share of the bills, because he’s not interested in marriage and babies. I can’t afford the rent by myself so I’m going to have to move back to my mother's. FML
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Livinia 11
Sounds like you're better off without him anyway.
meliesFML 0
was it on July 4th?
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Comments (93)
Livinia 11
Sounds like you're better off without him anyway.
Carpy 8
Good riddens. If you're over 18 & still want to live at home with mommy & daddy cause it's easier having mommy wipe your ass & do your laundry then you're not responsible enough to have a girlfriend. OP, you're better off.
opendoorclosed 8
No no no, you didn't understand... He said he wanted to be IN DEPENDENCE of his parents.
KingGeorgeGal 12
What a loser, you deserve better.
whybother8 0
he must be an asshole. i say go find someone better with a real penis.
alexg823 0
*actual penis.
wrigleys 4
to me it sounds like she's too controlling, even if she isnt, where would he stay? moving back in with your parents while you find/get enough money for a house seems like the smartest thing to do
primadonna9396 16
Yeah, I voted YDI. Using my powers of logical deduction, I determined that OP must be an insufferable bitch.
bambiez 5
he tellin u lies bbygirl....u can find better im suree
meliesFML 0
was it on July 4th?
TylerX 0
She's in Australia, July 4th isn't there independence day.
TylerX 0
Oops, I meant their.
greg84_fml 21
Does it matter?
dre_bro11 12
31, yes it does matter. Just like me saying something about Australia Day on an event in America. Just doesn't fit.
lajaynay 15
Maybe the exbf is American? He wanted independence on the same day as his country.
GuitarFail123 9
haha win!xD
dre_bro11 12
The likelihood of that?
Dr_Jalepenos 0
even if she lived here it would still be a no
PutItIn 8
Who gives a crap it was on 7 July any way
MyLifeFailsz 0
what is this nonsense
Newboyz00185 0
This is Blasphamy!!!! No... THIS. IS.SPARTAAAAAAA " *kicks down into a trench*
xGoSuckAFatOnex 3
win...-.-
regsworld11 2
Well you don't need someone like that, now your independent! But I know break ups do hurt :(
regsworld11 2
you're* sorry(:
rocker135 0
His idea of indepence is locked in his room playing WoW day and night.
landonlasater 3
mine is
k8izgr8_fml 0
40-admitting is the first step buddy
SilverMinnow 0
it's sad when the boy's parents make him feel more independent than his girlfriend.
mrbattleman 10
what it sounds like to me is that you did not make him enough sandwiches, so he had to go someplace that will
Locoluis 15
I bet he quit his job too. *rolleyes*
scruffy_janitor5 1
he obviously couldn't think of a better excuse. just be glad he's gone.