Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He decided to lock me in the apartment until I say that we are in fact still together. This is the 4th time he has done this. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Oh look. Stockholm syndrome in Stockholm.
mds9986 24
Isn't that kinda illegal? Not sure about Sweden law though.
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Comments (126)
screweverythin 16
Fool you once, shame on him. Fool you four times, shame on you. Get him to let you go, then call the cops. Trapping someone against their will is definitely illegal. Tell him what he wants to hear so you can leave and then take action.
Red_140 5
This is kidnapping and or holding innocent people hostage. Call the cops on his ass
Iz15 4
That psycho love lel
nominaski 25
Not the place to comment that.
aesthetic umbrella 18
I'd suggest losing all contact altogether if it's possible. Maybe call the police the next time that happens?
bonermonkey 31
this sounds kind of scary, if you're genuinely unable to leave him on your own then you need to get help. from anyone. if this is serious that's creepy and scary.
Zebediabolical 45
I really hope you called the police before you posted.
MyS3lf 24
That's actually not funny, that's scary. You need to maybe try leaving when he's not there, or call the police.
traumajunkie2519 7
Obviously its working. Why wouldn't he keep doing it....
behappyitsover 11
Next time do it in a Coffee shop or something
sousaphonist 14
...so then you call the police on his @$$