Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He decided to lock me in the apartment until I say that we are in fact still together. This is the 4th time he has done this. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
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Welshite 40
Oh look. Stockholm syndrome in Stockholm.
mds9986 24
Isn't that kinda illegal? Not sure about Sweden law though.
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Comments (126)
PaulieXP 16
You clearly have access to the internet via phone or something, so you haven't called the cops yet because?
sazbotter 21
:(
JETarchitect 32
This is when you breakup with him when you are NOT in the apartment
Saercia 6
OP, you are in danger. I've been in an abusive relationship before, and I kept forgiving the guy cause i couldn't afford to move out and it made my life easier. This person is not just "restricting your freedom" he ******* LOCKED YOU UP. I can understand how hard and terrifying it may be to move away and start again. but your life is in danger here. Change your PIN. Call the police. Tell your family and closest friends what is happening.
Cebolamole 13
Don't listen to the people saying YDI because it happened before and you should know better. You need help, you need your family and friends to know this is happening and you might actually need to call the cops. This is how violence in relantioships begins. Next time, instead of locking you up, he might decide to grab you by the hair and force you to say what he wants to hear. Please stay safe and find help.
margeaux33 17
so just stop answering his calls/txts,why do you go to his place to breakup with him four times in a row if you know what his reaction might be
LeGly 5
Pretty sure that's abuse, and it's punishable. Just sayin'
zaidthunder1 27
He's definitely a keeper.
Negan 2
"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."
HarIeyQuinn 5
You might have better luck doing it in a public place.