Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and say,s "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML
Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML
Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML
Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train and accidentally wound up resting my head on a strange man's shoulder. When I woke up, I discovered that not only did he not object, but he decided to return the favor by resting his hand on my thigh. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML
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tunacansam 0
you didn't deserve it, you wanted it 5 minutes?
hk_fml 9
Ewww. What a freak. You should slapped him and pushed him into the metal bars.
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tunacansam 0
you didn't deserve it, you wanted it 5 minutes?
metheonlyb 17
#1 has put it rightly!!
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Yeah, I have to say I couldn't help but think so too, even though it sucks for the OP. XD;
elliebutton 0
Maybe it wasn't 5 minutes continuously. Maybe he briefly rubbed it every 30 seconds resulting in only only a few rubs. He may also have disguised it as going over a bump on the train or something and she then may have picked up on it.
Apocalyptus 0
That's pretty horrible to say she deserved it for 'letting it happen' for 5 mins. That kind of thing can be pretty unexpected, intimidating and and upsetting - so I can understand why OP didn't do anything at first.
thx1138_fml 0
Just to do nothing for it happening more than once. That is dumb and she could have stopped it, moved away, or screamed. But just standing there and taking it, she deserved whatever came...
MrGlad 0
Exactly number 1, she deserved it for waiting 5 minutes...
forallitsworth 0
Agreed. She could've got up and moved. And, is he a midget? How would his penis reach your leg otherwise? Is it a raised seat? PS. Love category/???
xClarkGable 0
i'm sorry, have you ever been on a train? They were more than likely both standing up, which happens most frequently.
hunny_kat 0
OK Im getting kind of tired of these awkward train stories...5 minutes? Wtf? If he was going to pretend that the motion of the train was making him "accidentally" rub his dick on my leg, then I would have pretended that the motion of the train "accidentally" made me knee him in the balls. I wouldn't put up with that shit for one second.
thatrocker 0
i completely agree with you. Wait 5 minutes without moving, or saying something?
fmlfmlfml15 0
OMG what is with all these train stories with old men or hobos rubbing their penises on other people?? I've had to have read about 5 of them already.
nemonaki 0
Hopefully she exaggerated how long it was. Exaggerating time is pretty common, especially when describing something unpleasant.
runwest07 0
I agree...too many train stories. Makes me think people are either too dumb to say something and move if they're uncomfortable or these train stories are just "copy cats."
bridezilla 0
To everyone: It was NOT a continuous 5 minutes. And, he was quite old, I was unsure if he was completely aware of what he was doing.
hellomynameis_ 0
Agreed.
failzisawesome 0
#45 I think sex catagory would have fit better.
Bruingirl103 0
ikr
strandedartist 0
So in Canada you can take your dick out and rub it on people?
ice_cream456 0
#66 agrreeeddd
ropeandneck 7
yeah whatever came, or who ever came ?
Vlakmir786 3
This. I'm not trying to victim blame.....Maybe there are more details... BUT GOD DAMN BE MORE ASSERTIVE! If you thought he was doing anything like this to you - especially after a look of disgust after the gross wink and smile- then you shouldve kneed him in the balls or walked away or anything at all. I do hate the idea of victim shaming, but I hate the idea of people complaining about shit without trying to stop it more-so.
thatssomia 12
some luck
hk_fml 9
Ewww. What a freak. You should slapped him and pushed him into the metal bars.
EffinWhosLife 0
Why do all these freaky FMLs take place on a train?
humorizer 14
Because they're tight places where lots of people are forced to be stuck together for a while?
Neorecon19 18
This is when your screech as loudly as possible and frame him for sexual assault.
kidoo_fml 0
mmmmm hawt
Captain0bv10us 0
no.
taylorseeey 6
Learn how to spell
broken_road 0
ima slap him and kick his balls!!
Moemoemoe_fml 0
How could you possibly let him do that for five minutes??? If it was me, he'd probably have regretted the wink, and would never have gotten to the rubbing part. If he was insane enough to try going for it anyway, he'd have found it a VERY bad idea, via pepper spray to the face or a swift kick to the groin, whichever turned out faster. You're not supposed to let perverts walk all over you. Have some self respect. If you don't have the physical strength to kick his butt yourself, use pepper spray or other stuff at least.
jnic 0
Ugh THIS. I hope what #16 said is true, but still. I would never say she deserved to have it happen to her in the FIRST place, but she is dumb as **** and has absolutely no self-respect or bravery whatsoever to let some small, dirty old coward just rub all over her for so long.
Clever_Nick_Here 0
I can agree with most of the above post, but not getting away with a wink? Pepper spraying somebody for winking at you is a bit harsh, you could simply shake your head or express your distaste at a wink. Now, if he touches you, then I would give him a warning, ask him to stop. His penis? That's a reason to pepper spray him, or sack him.
InspiredByGaGa 8
If you pepper spray someone in the face for winking at you, that's assault.
MisstressNicole 20
It battery. Assualt is the warning battery is the action.
fallenarchangel 0
Aw I wantto be that old man.
KevinFlynn 13
learn how too spell
kidoo_fml 0
this turned me on to be honest
delfinofrank 0
sicko
spoo 24
yes you are sick. I think society dictates that you have to buy her a drink first. DUH!
benshady 0
Why did you let him rub his dick against you for 5 minutes before saying anything? Still that's sexual harassment and I feel sorry for you.
waterynuggets 0
Uh huh.
Peroxide 3
So, best erotic train rider ever?