Today, my leasing office called to inform me that we will be receiving an eviction notice. After further communication into why, I found out that I’m not being evicted, but my girlfriend of six years is, because she got caught doing the dirty with someone in the apartment gym restroom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my landlord is sleeping with my girlfriend, and he won’t let me out of my lease. FML
Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML
Today, I rented a house for 5 years with my girlfriend, only to find out she is the actual owner. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best friend. A few hours later, they had me evicted. FML
Today, I received an eviction notice taped to my door stating my landlord is selling his property and moving out of the country in 13 days. My landlord is my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of almost two years had kept nude photos and videos of his ex, whom he couldn’t seem to let go of from the start. We’re locked into a pricy apartment lease together, and I don’t have anywhere I can go. Thanks babe, love you. FML
Today, I heard grunting and then realized it was my tenant with his boyfriend. When I went down to do my laundry, I caught them in the act. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, I found out the friend I signed a lease with is actually a wanted drug dealer. I only found this out after the police kicked in the door at 5am and raided our house. FML
Today, having such terrible social anxiety and being terrified of confrontation, I confided in my apartment's maintenance man about my neighbor not picking up her dog’s poop. He assured me he’d handle it. He reported her to the leasing office, and now she and her kids are getting evicted. I feel bad. FML
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Austin Cannon 5
How terrible! And there couldn't be a better opportunity to break up with this traitor🤔
FluffythePink 23
Ouch. But at least you know she's a hoe and to get yourself a full std check. You also don't have to go through the hell of trying to kick her out yourself. Once the shock and pain die down you're probably going to realise that you are actually way happier out of it. Cheaters don't tend to treat their partner very well.
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roryab 8
thats terrible man sorry to hear that
Austin Cannon 5
How terrible! And there couldn't be a better opportunity to break up with this traitor🤔
FluffythePink 23
Ouch. But at least you know she's a hoe and to get yourself a full std check. You also don't have to go through the hell of trying to kick her out yourself. Once the shock and pain die down you're probably going to realise that you are actually way happier out of it. Cheaters don't tend to treat their partner very well.