Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
Today, I was on the subway. I have fairly serious OCD, so I avoided holding the poles or handles. All the seats were taken, so I leaned against a wall. At the next stop, an obese, sweaty man got on and grabbed the two poles around me, effectively hugging me. My shirt was wet when he left. FML
Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML
Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML
Today, I succeeded in getting a seat on a crowded bus. I regretted this when, after a couple of stops, a big guy boarded the bus and stood next to me with his penis pressed against my shoulder. Longest. Bus ride. Ever. FML
Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML
Today, I took a busy train into the city. I was lucky enough to get a seat. People were forced to stand in the aisle in front of me, and the person directly opposite me, whose butt was level with my head farted in my face. Twice. FML
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
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bekahshae 0
After you got off, you should have said, "Now that'll be twenty dollars."
lucaso86 0
YAY for creepy boners
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Comments (186)
Syrathia 0
Oh god that sucks
DSappy 0
That's kinda hott, haha!!! x
cucuto89 0
this isn't a fml
justdancebbyx3 7
DOGGY STYLE Oh YEAH
beaver27 0
i bet u liked it....a lot you probly woulda gotten a boner too
Jotham 0
Try turn and face him haha
nikktherocker 0
This is actually a repost of an old FML, except the erection was in her back. Just about word for word.
Rouge_Plague 0
http://www.mylifeisg.com/story.php?id=29128
epsTEinteCH9 0
why do you know that? How often do you read this website?
bipolaradhdfml 0
#136 - So, in the thousands and thousand and thousands of 10 - 20 word FMLs on here, two similar situations happened to have very close wording? Nawww, impossible. Couldn't have been a coincidence. You're right, clearly they were just copying an old FML and changing the words. I mean, when has FML had two similar experiences with close wording before? Go back and count for me.
no0000ob 0
ur fuken hilarious seriously crakin up
FlexAdler 0
rogue_plague WINs so ******* hard.
Fookmylyphe 0
Best comment EVER.
infinitii 0
atleast someones day started off well ;)
JYxforever 3
hahhahahahahah XD FER SUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 SHE ENJOY THAT !
megastarcitygirl 4
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pyroanarchist23 0
shoulda gave him a lap dance
vaya_aya 0
No, you should have gotten off the train. Or at least pretend to get off. What's better? 20 mins of boner by stranger or 2 mins to wait for the next train? YTDI.
menschmaschine5 0
Depends on which train it was. It might be 20 minutes for the next train.
will90 5
92 I think he was the one "getting off"
silly_kate 0
#154; WIN!!!
lucaso86 0
YAY for creepy boners
NataxChan 2
ROFL.
tingting1 0
omg.. ew?
charcharthunder 18
dream come true
trakus 0
My worst nightmare. Im sorry man.
riplikethat 0
You actually imagine landing a guy's crotch or being in such situations? Also, he's a she.
DarkskyFML 5
Really, your WORST nightmare involves a random erection on the subway. You must have an interesting life.
bekahshae 0
After you got off, you should have said, "Now that'll be twenty dollars."
JohnnyAppleseed 0
You got off or he got off?
mushoo_fml 0
WIN!
Person1233 13
You should have violently spun around, causing his dick to snap :D
kissmyAzz 0
HAah! Num7 is the best comment! AHAAAAA
no0000ob 0
lol!!!! smiley face killd it!!!!!!1
T9FTW 20
lolwut.
fangles 0
Woo that sucks. You should have stomped on his toes until either the boner went away or he did.
Jashie 18
As OP said, there was no room. And what makes you think that stomping on anyone's foot is okay. Its not like you can control a boner easily
oogyboogy 6
wow does it have enought periods in it
Salim_fml 0
You should have turned around and been like, "i would have been turned on my that but my pinky finger is bigger"