Today, I got demonic gastric distress while taking my final college exam. I only got about 50% of it done, left the classroom 50% faster, and experienced both 50% dread and 50% relief. Now I have to repeat 50% of the class. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML
Today, I have a condition that when I get nervous, I get horrible diarrhea. I was taking an online math test worth a huge portion of my grade when I felt the rumble. Turning off the camera is an automatic fail, so I had to take my laptop to the bathroom with me. The teacher kicked me out of class. FML
Today, I was taking a final test online that would account for 65% of my final grade, for which I'd worked extremely hard. I had one submission for the test, and my roommate thought it would be funny to click the "Submit All" Button while I was getting a glass of water. I got a 13%. FML
Today, after burning all my past-papers, books and notes in celebration of finishing maths forever, I found out I have to re-take my maths exam to get the minimum grade for college. FML
Today, I took a major test, worth half my grade, not realizing that there were questions on the back of the sheet. FML
Today, after dropping a class for the first time ever in college in order to focus on raising my grades, I failed the test that I dropped another course to study for. By not finishing on time. After 3 days of studying. FML
Today, I got my final exam back. I got a 50/100. I didn't know it had a back side. FML
Today, I woke up with bowel problems which have been causing me to violently pass wind every couple of minutes. I have to spend the next two hours sitting an exam in dead silence. FML
Today, after having stayed up all night studying, all the coffee I'd drank to keep me awake hit my gut with a vengeance. I ended up missing two exams because I was emptying my bowels into the toilet all morning. FML
Today, I asked my classmate if she was ready for the final tomorrow and she said it was yesterday. I'm not a bad student - I have 90+ average in the class - but the final was 50% of my grade. FML
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Top comments
Indianboy9321 25
That sucks, but next time you'll half to push through and deal with it!
tray623 7
I'm 100% done with this post.
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Comments (62)
Indianboy9321 25
That sucks, but next time you'll half to push through and deal with it!
devildog562 33
I missed this the first time I read it. Well played. Subtle and methodical.
tigerborn69 18
you're 50% there :)
Garrett2818 21
Hopefully op doesn't push to hard and shit themselves.
Animekid126 13
It's not as easy as it sounds.. Probably was on the verge of ripping a huge one or ******** themself
redstone7693 29
Good pun.
incoherentrmblr 22
It doesn't matter what it's for, if it's important, always go to the bathroom before you take a serious exam. No if, ands, or buts...
KILLERZARIC 10
See, this is why you shouldn't half ass things.... I'll show myself out
BigLatchZatch 14
Just a shitty situation in general.
mif_fml 27
Why #14... I honestly thought we were done with this.
warsun 27
Honestly it should be #14 that should show himself out
Marcella1016 32
What's with people making a joke and volunteering to "show yourself out?" If your joke is wack, you'll get downvoted anyway. If your joke is funny, I will downvote you just for adding that unnecessary "hahaha-my-joke-sucks-i-shouldnt-be-here" line. Just say what you have to say and that's it.
cp399 14
Finish the exam on the toilet? XD
sayyestothedress 24
How the **** can she finish the test on the toilet?!? It's like saying "can I have all the answers on my hand while writing the test?" It's a stupid idea! And plus she's in college, she HAS to finish the exam in the class room
cp399 14
It was a goddamn joke. Obviously she can't really finish the exam on the toilet.
tray623 7
I'm 100% done with this post.
MeanBeagle 22
im 100% done wi
nick3600 22
You 50% suck... And 50% retard
devildog562 33
Cramps during class sucks , even worse during an exam. Should have busted a van wilder and shat in the trash can , then explain to the teacher they said no breaks no excuses .
mattrd_fml 31
best scene of that movie.
devildog562 33
I beg to differ. Topless tutors completely change my college education.
ethawesome1125 10
And im 50% done with this post
gracehi 33
I agree. Your life 100% sucks.
Mc2013 18
That is 100% bad luck for you OP.
thanks_guys 14
50%+50%+50%+50%+50%=100% FYL.
yuggi1 11
=250% :D
Hiimhaileypotter 53
LOL #10 what the hell kind of math class did you take?
HairIsEverything 15
#22 the kind that teaches bad FML math jokes ..
MidnaLink 35
#10 was pretty damn close though; 50 + 25 + 12.5 + 6.25 + 3.125 + 1.5625 = 98.4375 (I had to add another one just to nudge it close enough).
BSnapZ 21
#51 There is no universe in which that math is legit.
punkchess09 7
Actually, the comment makes sense. You just have to read it carefully.
Emzinatorbot 26
I'm not gonna lie, that's really unfortunate. Sorry OP, but hey at least it's not 100%