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Today, I took the train to work. There was an older man standing behind me. Everytime I tried to edge away from him, he edged closer. Everytime the train rocked even slightly, his crotch made contact with my behind. It was an extremely bumpy train ride. I could also tell when he became hard. FML

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ugh gross I definitely wouldve turned around and yelled at him to gtf away from me.

well he's a creeper

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This^ *smh* mercy, you need to be around more. These kiddies need the sageness.

Get up and move or start hitting him???

MangeMoi_fml 0

She didnt say old, she said older. Doesnt mean he's a geezer.

YDI for not saying anything

srwalker155210 0

Fake - almost identical to an FML posted last week. It should read "Today, I had nothing better to do with my life than post fake stories about how pathetic I am. FML."

Why didn't you move to the other side or say something??? You must of enjoyed it hahaha

as ugly as you are, you probably wouldn't move either since that could be the only way someone can get close to you.

god damn you're fat an ugly

ydi for not turn around and slap him and kick him in the crotch...

You should of shitted yourself then you would have the problem solved.

eww what a chester molester! you should have just kneed him in the nuts