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Today, I took the train to work. There was an older man standing behind me. Everytime I tried to edge away from him, he edged closer. Everytime the train rocked even slightly, his crotch made contact with my behind. It was an extremely bumpy train ride. I could also tell when he became hard. FML

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ugh gross I definitely wouldve turned around and yelled at him to gtf away from me.

well he's a creeper

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That's just horrible...btw, if he moved THAT close to you, how come you didn't sit down...? Even better, tell him "Get away creep!"

you must be a really hot girl...or guy.

Don't lie you gave him a "hand" didn't you.

This is why you need to be more assertive and just tell him you need space. Politely.

wow, this guy is a ****. tell him off

if u didn't like it, u didn't mind it too much. some guy is getn off bumping into ur behind on the train, yeah it's time to go ballistic.

It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.

over 9000 points. ^this.

Not only hard, I came.

that's when you elbow him in the crotch and then call the police.

exactly. that's when you either 1) get off the train 2) move more than a smudge? an ten if he keeps fallowing you get security??

first, what will she do? jump off the train? second, maybe it was crowded and she couldn't scoot over more then a smudge.