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Today, I took the train to work. There was an older man standing behind me. Everytime I tried to edge away from him, he edged closer. Everytime the train rocked even slightly, his crotch made contact with my behind. It was an extremely bumpy train ride. I could also tell when he became hard. FML

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ugh gross I definitely wouldve turned around and yelled at him to gtf away from me.

well he's a creeper

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volcomxbabiix3 0

115; FTW. (: that made me crack up. and OP i think YDI. kbye. :D

dinosuar by Ke$ha! LOL I luvv that song

you should have reached back and started rubbing it out for him until he started getting verbal, that would have been funny; and he wouldn't have been able to follow you when the train stops.

I wood have yelled rapist!!

you loved it!!!!!!

rogerdodger777 0

you should have banged him

amazingjane 0

u should have told him "man, I'm so glad I don't have a dick anymore" and watch him back the **** up....unless he was into that in which case it would have probally created further problems

this FAIK!!!

I say you deserved it for not turning around and punching that dude in the face! You sound like a timid Asian schoolgirl... I should know, I've been living in Japan since 2004.