Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML
Today, I succeeded in getting a seat on a crowded bus. I regretted this when, after a couple of stops, a big guy boarded the bus and stood next to me with his penis pressed against my shoulder. Longest. Bus ride. Ever. FML
Today, while I was riding the bus to work, I noticed the guy sitting across from me had shorts on. He also had no underwear on and I could fully see his "parts" just hanging there. I decided to switch seats but as I stood up to move, the bus jerked. I fell face forward right into his "parts". FML
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
Today, I had to spend a long bus ride with my chest pressed against the window, because some mammoth of a woman decided to squeeze her double wide ass into my seat. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me. When I got off, he smiled and told me as the doors were closing, "The last twelve times was for fun." FML
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Perdition 4
If you wanted to smell his ass, you could have just asked. Pervert.
thebestof1984 0
Slap that ass!!!
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Comments (133)
DRock525 0
gross!
Lustuu_fml 14
Yes, but wtf, it's not a FML at all.
yourbudtravis 0
I know right?
AlwaySunny 0
you should have told him crack is wack
sloppyflow 1
FYL.. really op but YDI for stare back at his ass
dreamering 16
He's a large man with a large ass. I think it's hard to not stare when his ass is two feet far from your face.
bbucaro98 0
thats not gross thats HOT
RaineLee 5
Eww fyl op :/
FarSide 23
Why was his bare ass staring at you? Did his ass think you looked funny?
DrJesse 10
you shouldve spanked him and told him he's a bad boy just to see what he'd do
leader0011 5
that is beyond nasty
savs11 13
At least you didn't see his junk. Or did you? ;)
baldou16 0
I'll have you know that was me and I'm offended!
khaya 9
Taste it see if you like it.
Waffl3z 8
Assy Magee.
NovemberJuliette 0
lol 54 she stared cuz the ass cracked up at her
nana7_fml 0
wow!
m0tl3ycru3 0
lol he mooned you
pro_13_ 0
give that old man some dollar bills !!!!
m0tl3ycru3 0
Lol he mooned you
Perdition 4
If you wanted to smell his ass, you could have just asked. Pervert.
Death_From_Above 0
I'm surprised she didn't spank it!! ha ha ha
Garyy_fml 11
nice fake picture 3.
that1guyyy 12
obviously it's a fake. it's computer generated, and 3 is a dude.
Garyy_fml 11
and he likes cheese.
PSQ91 6
He speaks dutch too.
msj1093 0
damn that's a hot pic. to bad it's weird ass guy.
OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6
it's the pic of a house/techno channel on youtube, don't hate
womanjesus 0
I like the picture
Perdition 4
The picture in my profile is actually one that I took, last year, in SoCal. Her name is Vee.
iRhymeWithHeaven 0
KUTAIDSVLEKHOER:D Dutch Ftw. no rly im swedish >.>
Perdition 4
definitely not a *****. zeker niet een hoer. and Swedish != Dutch. FYI.
thebestof1984 0
Slap that ass!!!
instnt1nfction 17
smack that, all on the floor
AlwaySunny 0
smack that, give me some more
SCREAM4meeee 0
smack that, till you get sore.
malpalll 0
smack that, ohhhhhhhhh
samb222 3
C-C-C-C-COMBO-BREAKER!
Brandnewuser 0
and repeat
instnt1nfction 17
smack that, all on the floor
PSQ91 6
Smack that, give me some more Smack that...
HarryMcC 1
till you get sore
alakomonus 0
that was epic
HeavyMetalViking 0
and that's all
NaoPudding 8
How pleasant...
kyanisaurus 0
take me to the candy shop...
Ahlph 0
Daddy!!!
MuffyStJacques 0
Did you smack his ass?
mk58 31
Why did you not get up and move? Or even stand if the bus was full?
lovely_leahh 0
that's so meannnn!!! :(
DjeePee 25
I hope you said loudly 'Eeeeeeeew, that's ******* gross', so that the whole bus could share in it.