Today, I took the train to work. There was an older man standing behind me. Everytime I tried to edge away from him, he edged closer. Everytime the train rocked even slightly, his crotch made contact with my behind. It was an extremely bumpy train ride. I could also tell when he became hard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the C-train was packed and I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, and two minutes into the ride he got an erection, which was rubbed against me at every single bump and turn of the train. FML
Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML
Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML
Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and say,s "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML
Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML
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iRod 0
ugh gross I definitely wouldve turned around and yelled at him to gtf away from me.
lezzyluver 0
well he's a creeper
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Comments (211)
beer01 0
Move bitch!
gecko13 0
#80 I can tell you never rode a train in Japan where the conductor pushes you back far enough just to close the doors! there is no moving and you couldn't hit someone in the mutts if you wanted to!
isisx39 0
Exactly what I'm trying to say! Not just in Japan even in the metro in DC!
indigodemigod 0
you totally deserve it for not having the confidence to tell him to get the hell off/away from you. you probably liked it and have some sort of submission fetish.
MadeOfAwesome 1
creepers are never gonna stop if people like you keep letting it happen -__-
youngmikeeee 0
I think you liked it. You woulda move if you was uncomfortable. So OP YDI! yadaaaaaaaT
perdix 31
You should have ground that sweet ass of yours hard into his crotch and in no time flat he would have jizzed in his pants. He'd probably slip you a few bucks for the effort while trying to figure out how to explain the cum stain on the front of his pants. That's how you solve a problem.
RIKANA 0
grose! you may want to fined some where to site down, so that that doesn't happen again. RI
LOL97_fml 0
D-I-N-O-S-A u r a dinosaur! D-I-N-O-S-A u r a dinosaur O-L-D M-A-N your just an old man. hittin on me what? you need a cat scan!
crackiebob 0
110 you suck
Seantizzle 0
Why would you put up with that of you didn't like it ???
firebird3428 0
what kind of train is that with that type of seating? Why didn't you move?