Today, the C-train was packed and I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, and two minutes into the ride he got an erection, which was rubbed against me at every single bump and turn of the train. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I took the train to work. There was an older man standing behind me. Everytime I tried to edge away from him, he edged closer. Everytime the train rocked even slightly, his crotch made contact with my behind. It was an extremely bumpy train ride. I could also tell when he became hard. FML
Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML
Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Thanks for telling me
Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and say,s "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML
Today, a pervert was visibly playing with himself right next to me on the train. Then on the bus. Then on the other bus I changed to in order to lose him. At least somebody's interested. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
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blland 0
kick him in the nuts, stupid!
ohhlala_fml 0
hahaha wtf, i would have gotten off as soon as possible
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Comments (163)
blland 0
kick him in the nuts, stupid!
tokintot07 0
has anyone noticed that this story ha been posted already, expect the homeless guy was an old guy?
ryguy997 0
you musta enjoyed it if u didn't move.
ilovefatcats 12
atleast he thinks ur smexy
GiddyXD 0
yeah #133 i saw that one.
underaegis 0
...OP is genderless. this either means the man is a sex preaditor or a ******
ohhlala_fml 0
hahaha wtf, i would have gotten off as soon as possible
TehGirreth 0
Really? I would have turned around and rubbed MY erection on HIS leg. Show him how it feels.
Roxas_fml 0
I agree with #1.
littlemuffet 0
Was he hot?
danceforever51 4
He was homeless
okay17 7
Doesn't mean he can't be hot. Homeless doesn't necessarily equal old or undesirable.
thecheesecakeman 0
Haha C-train. Calgary? That's pretty funny but sad for you. You shoulda moved away and/or "accidently" punched him.
Lutterfly 0
Indeed!
tedirvine 2
I live in Calgary!
hockeygu 3
That's what I thought when I read it too!
tarheel_fan 0
Wow that sucks haha. Was the homeless man packin' meat?
outlawjavis 11
well if your taking pictures then it must be your phone right?
mf_fml 0
don't give a ****, woulda called one of my friends with the opening line, "so i got this rash today and went to the doctor, and he says it could be something really serious..."
kbtoys 2
Even homeless guys need a little lovin'.
nodbor 11
#2, in what way do you mean that?
ILUVMSC 5
lol, ya weirdo...ha ;)
youreawhore 0
wtf. HAHAHAHAHA, I'm sorry. I feel bad for you, and really sorry, but it's kind of funny. Though if I were in that situation, I would have been really horrified, and would have got off the train at the next stop.