Today, I stumbled upon my girlfriend's Twitter account that I didn't know existed. A recent entry states that living with me is pathetic; "it's just that the current economical situation doesn't leave her with many options." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, I discovered my girlfriend's secret blog, where all she does is vent about how much she cheats on me and hates me, but will never leave me because she can’t afford to. Her followers love and support these actions. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I think the concept of marriage is ridiculous and that it’s just being boyfriend/girlfriend with a fancier title. She packed all her things and moved out immediately. Now I can’t afford rent without her and have no idea what I’m going to do. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that our relationship and economic situation is stressing her out so much that she’d rather end her life or marry a rich dude. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend hasn't really been "researching" for work on the Internet; she's actually been tweeting the same pathetic plea to a guy from One Direction asking him to "follow" her. She's 29. FML
Today, after months of helping my girlfriend accommodate into her new apartment to escape from her abusive mother, she thanked me by posting an Instagram story with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
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indianabummer 0
dump her, that's a terrible reason to stay with someone
RuralNinja 0
Dump the bitch. Put her ass out on the street.
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indianabummer 0
dump her, that's a terrible reason to stay with someone
Veritas143 0
Yep people are f'd up and selfish...tell her she has 3 days to leave..that way you still seem slightly reasonable but you still get to kick her ass out!
BravoUser 0
I agree, dump her. "Economic situation" her ass when she doesn't have a boyfriend.
Lozza111 0
lol "economical"
fatcow282 8
Your nice i would kick her out on the spot
jereka05 0
Time to punt her out if its your place, not your problem.
jts2 3
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It's not a reason to dump her. It's showing that she simply doesn't feel compatible enough with him, yet, to live with him. It kind of takes a certain bond to be able to stay so close to someone so much.
audiogasmic 0
How could you possibly justify this!? She doesn't care about him, she's using him for a place to live! You shouldn't lead someone on like that. OP: Dump her stupid ass, make her figure out another option.
indianabummer 0
Not a reason to dump her? She said living with him is pathetic! What about that says they have a good bond?
Puolukka 4
#3 was stating that they obviously DON'T have a strong enough bond to be living together yet...
I_Wanna_Lol 0
I think that, to an extent, that's true. But to a) phrase it like *that* b) not feel honest enough to say that she feels that way to him and c) Humiliate someone like that on Twitter? To me that shows total disrespect and an inability to have a relationship with that person ...
MagicMeds 0
Just because maybe she wasn't ready to move in completely of her of volition but circumstances more or less persuaded her to doesn't mean they shouldn't be together... The FML is that he thought they were extremely close when they weren't as close as that... Not much of an FML put like that though..
Creston 0
Justify? Here's a possible justification: Perhaps she meant that it doesn't leave her with many options for a better life (i.e Living with him is pathetic because of their financial situation, rather than being forced to live with him because of her own financial situation.) ...Huh, maybe that's not a "justification", per se. Oh well.
GreenMeanie 0
You're also 14 so shut the **** up :D
RuralNinja 0
Dump the bitch. Put her ass out on the street.
mordantennui 0
sexless innkeeper
Queuebert 0
The guy on the news said the recession is over. You should share that news with her. Preferably after you get on her twitter account and tweet "HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS," throw her stuff out and change the locks.
premiermois 5
You're an idiot.
tgd4444 9
its far from over
aback 5
Since she's basically confessed she's a *****, start getting your money's worth out of her.
jts2 3
I won't argue further, not in the mood too at all. But, I will say that's an idea, Perdix. OP, make her pay rent if you're really mad at her.
Tequilamockngbrd 7
Funny how she's calling you pathetic when she's the one who apparently can't get her own damn place. Maybe she'll stumble upon this and realize how bitchy she sounds. :D We might even see her FML soon!
perstephane 4
Seriously - if it's your place, kick her out and let some other sucker take care of her "economical situation." And #3, I can see what you mean - just because a couple isn't ready to live together doesn't mean they aren't a good couple, just not ready for that step. But the fact that she called it "pathetic", talked about it behind his back, and didn't even try to discuss it with him means they aren't a good couple. She clearly doesn't respect him or his feelings.