Today, I woke up to my partner showering me with love and gifts. Confused, I asked, "What's the occasion?" It was our anniversary. Not only had I forgotten, but I'd also scheduled a gaming marathon with friends for the entire day. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
Today, it's my husband's birthday. I tried to buy him a new computer game, to which he complained. I cooked him steak and his favorite cake, and got him another nice gift instead. Hours later, his online friends bought him a new game and it was the only time I saw him genuinely smile. FML
Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
Today, a friend and I celebrated our birthdays together with our mutual friends. I bought them a game from their favourite series, commissioned a sketch, and chipped with others to get them various other presents. I got a mug and a hentai t-shirt. FML
Today, after having my husband ask if I 'had any plans' for the weekend, and him mentioning that he got me something special, he played his PS4 for hours, ignored me, then finally took a break to hand me a tiny box of chocolates. I can't even be mad because he looked so proud. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML
Today, it's the day after my birthday. My boyfriend got me nothing. Nor did he do anything for me for Valentine's Day. Whereas I got him an $85 game for his birthday, planned a surprise visit to his family so he could see them and his pets, and spent all day Valentine's Day making the house spotless, as well as cakes. FML
Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML
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Dumbum123 19
Do people not set reminders in their phones anymore? While I understand that it might seem a bit impersonal to do such a thing and it might be seen as more romantic to remember such an occasion without the need for reminders, it can be hard for people to remeber dates. Also, the OP didn't specify whether or not this is a wedding anniversary or not. If it's not, then it can be hard to remeber the exact date as to when you met your partner. Even if this is a wedding anniversary, it can be hard to keep dates, even important dates memorised.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Wow... it's something else when you can out-asshole a bunch of people who set fires to train tracks in order to disrupt the Olympics.
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Dumbum123 19
Do people not set reminders in their phones anymore? While I understand that it might seem a bit impersonal to do such a thing and it might be seen as more romantic to remember such an occasion without the need for reminders, it can be hard for people to remeber dates. Also, the OP didn't specify whether or not this is a wedding anniversary or not. If it's not, then it can be hard to remeber the exact date as to when you met your partner. Even if this is a wedding anniversary, it can be hard to keep dates, even important dates memorised.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Wow... it's something else when you can out-asshole a bunch of people who set fires to train tracks in order to disrupt the Olympics.
emmalou 19
more like FML for your partner. you're on here posting about how it's affecting you and ruining your plans LOL sounds like you don't want to be in this relationship