Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
dummy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML
bugger
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said, "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML
Great.
Billings, United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
noway
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
So generous
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
omgwhyme
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Enticing
Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML
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sunshyne84_fml 0
actions speak louder than words
Adorlee 11
Than he should eat you out to prove his love
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Woolou20 1
My boyfriend does the same thing sometimes. Just give it to him, make him happy.
aionlover 7
most men r dogs...
Egnar 19
Because girls never crave sex, ever - Men and women crave sex equally. The difference in is how our brains work. Men just happen to be more straight-forward and cut to the chase. While women like to hide what they're thinking [in general] men just blurt it out.
aionlover 7
LOVE AIN'T BASED ON SEX OR ANYTIG TO DO WITH IT! do not listen to thos comments! real love is when u can spend time having fun with echoer, sharing interests and cuddling watching a movie u 2 like! sex is part of love but should not b based off of it!
mapleh 0
this is fmylife, not fmyface... bad joke?
snazyshoos56 0
ya, I guess ur life does "SUCK"...literally.
kykyshay 0
I pity the fool
kykyshay 0
I pity the fool
drwcomics 1
You seriously want sympathy for this? YDI, because you're the one who decided to date this asshole in the first place. Here's some advice: dump the douche bag, and find someone who is actually worth your time. Also, it'd be wise of you to learn that cockyness and confidence are NOT the same thing.
iLoveJoseph 0
just happened to me.. like right now. I feel your pain. :
Driveshaft 5
yeah...uhm...yeah. thing is, see, we kinda like bj's and will find any reason to ask for one.