Today, I accidentally shut the door on someone who was walking behind me. After he opened the door, I turned, looked him sincerely in the eye and said, "Suffering". I meant to say sorry. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
Today, I held the door open for someone and he said, "Thank you!" I said, "Thank you!" back. FML
Today, I walked into a café for the first time, and as I opened the door, I slammed it into the face of a poor barista. Embarrassed, I tried to apologize while holding the door open for a woman behind me, only to have my hand slip and the door crash into her as well. I then stood there, frozen, as both of them just stared at me as I apologized with, "I swear I'm not a moron." FML
Today, while giving directions to a blind guy, I accidentally made him walk into a wall. FML
Today, I tried to be helpful by holding the door open for a woman carrying boxes. She smiled and hurried toward me, then tripped and dropped everything at my feet. She stared at me like I'd caused it, and said, “Thanks” through clenched teeth. FML
Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML
Today, I walked into a public toilet and I opened a stall door, only to discover someone who had forgotten to lock the door sitting on the can. Instead of saying "Sorry," I panicked and said, "Nice shoes!" I then had to wait until they left because I was too embarrassed to face them. FML
Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML
Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
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Xelabasat 14
I hate it when this happens, you bump into someone on the street and accidentally say "existiental agony"
SauceySarah 30
That's so goth.
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Comments (22)
Xelabasat 14
I hate it when this happens, you bump into someone on the street and accidentally say "existiental agony"
_EnderDoge 22
One of the funnier comments I've seen.
SauceySarah 30
That's so goth.
ghetto_child 19
None of this would've happened if you were Canadian
extrasnipes 22
Sorry for butting but it's true. Sorry. Did I say I was sorry?
demix_fml 32
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demix_fml 32
This was meant to be a laughing face ...... OP I'm sure the person will forgive you.
Dilexar 26
I too have figured out FML is not emoji friendly XD
RichardPencil 32
Your rudeness would probably pass for normal in Boston. It wouldn't surprise me if the guy said, "What are you, wicked re-tahd-ed? Pissah!"
LyricaSilvan 30
On the bright side, now he probably thinks you're hardcore. Or that you're crazy. Either way, he's less likely to try and mess with you.
Lalala579121 28
I hope you gave him an evil death glare while you said it. Then maybe got some flame jets around you for effect.
graphicstyle7 17
I know you were embarrassed, but part of me thinks that was awesome.
stryder9090 28
Sufferin' succotash
kctrl 8
I'm crying, this is so funny