Today, while driving with my step mother, she attempted to have phone sex with my dad. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
Today, my wife and I were doing it when the phone rang. She answered it, and rode me while carrying on a more than a five minute conversation with her father. FML
Today, I'm staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML
Today, I had to share a car with my dad and stepmother. My stepmother managed to get hammered at lunch and spent the hour-long car trip drunkenly mistaking the heating controls for the radio. FML
Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML
Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML
Today, I went out of town with my mother-in-law. I don't know what possessed her to start questioning me about her son's and my sex life. When I told her I wasn't talking about that, she began to discuss her and my father-in-law's bedroom habits. The car ride was two hours. FML
Today, as I was driving my dad home, I got a text message. My dad, who doesn't want me texting while I'm driving, decided to read the text message to me. He began to repeat a message from my boyfriend recounting the amazing sex we had the night before. FML
Today, my dad interrupted my job interview with a phone call, just to say, "I fucked your mom." No shit, dad. FML
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Top comments
ThogTheCaveman 7
While it's driving? You're right, great idea. What could possibly go wrong with getting out of a moving car? Dear God, are you trying to destroy my faith in humanity?
denvan 0
Wow your face must've been a Kodak moment.
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Comments (199)
you_failed 15
That's awkward... :X
mushysquirrel 0
get out da caaarr!
MyNameIsBruce 0
Kick her out of the car :D
nhlnba2 6
fun fun
tulsafml 0
I got turned on
MissBunny25 0
piss in that bitch's wheaties
Agiggleaday 0
I think she wants you to join
Thanatos1206 0
I'm quite surprised no wincest jokes have arisen yet.
Isabel312 0
that's hot. mmm.
GiddyXD 0
well I thought it said "doing" not driving.
A7X_LoVeee 10
Awkward and wrong on so many levels.
mintcar 10
Yeah no kidding. Do people not do things in privacy anymore? She really couldn't wait?
rebekahah 7
58- lol that must've been ever more awkward!
rebekahah 7
58- wow that would make it a heck of a lot more awkward!
kyarush 10
sexy
rebekahah 7
73- what?
Hide_Yo_Kids 0
83 fake over-rated scene girl picture
mljetawo 0
that's too gross
patric14 0
u should sue ur step mom
A7X_LoVeee 10
^HERPADERP
RiskiBusiness 1
that's nasty as ****. ur mom needs to be shot. like a boss
RiskiBusiness 1
that's nasty as ****. ur mom needs to be shot. like a boss
dugweacr 2
dr.derpderpderp is in the hizouse
MissBunny25 0
take a piss on her phone
pimplayer 0
if she's a milf than it's OK
klonopin_ftw 0
well, she IS a step mom.. nothing wrong with a little fun in the car!
smilessss 4
your pic is gross
roblaycle 3
you have nice lips
BeccaSki 6
Agreed
xledellz 0
#20 i know right!
kieferr 8
sweet. that's healthy. fyl.
Cmliedtke 0
I dont see how its unhealthy...
scottovious 0
Agreed. You should have joined in for an incestuous phone sex threesome.
joe_says_so 0
yummy.
ilOlAtYourfMlnUk 0
win! lOl ask to join??
W0 0
yaa shes kinda their daughter so...
rebekahah 7
oh crap! I posted that twice, too! Sorry!!!
ilOlAtYourfMlnUk 0
it does not matter everyone should have fun
zbstephen 0
weird much.
zbstephen 0
weird much.
enonymous 9
can't spell "keeping it in the family!" with out "I am in!"
Cmliedtke 0
158, I dont get it, but supertroopers always wins^ =P
myst15 0
awkward.....
amber609 0
thats awkward o.o get out of the carr?
ThogTheCaveman 7
While it's driving? You're right, great idea. What could possibly go wrong with getting out of a moving car? Dear God, are you trying to destroy my faith in humanity?
GrubbsGrady 0
that's nasty.
canadienGurl76 0
nasty...
enyawettil 1
haha....
josebeto1 6
LOL
ugliness 6
mega awkward, I'm guessing she doesn't like you?
OhSoBueno 0
or likes him a lot