Today, I thought the girl I was seeing was going to tell me that she loved me. Instead, she told me how she sucked some other guy's dick. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finish, she tells me she already has a boyfriend, and that his penis is larger than mine. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
Today, I was hooking up with a girl, but when she got my pants down, she got mad and left, saying she was gonna kill her sister who lied to her about me having a large penis. FML
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petethelovehorn 19
Tell her you hope she chokes on it
rileyrae0000 23
I hate to be one of THOSE FML commenters, but I think it's time to dump her
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Comments (101)
IWishIWasObama 12
Was this before or during the relationship?
hugtrees13 16
You weren't dating you were just seeing eachother, she did nothing wrong, even when your seeing someone it's common for woman to have multiple men lined up to fall back on, test their options to see which they like the most
dannnngthatsux 19
Wtf? Seeing each other IS dating!!!
RedPillSucks 33
no. there are various levels of commitment. seeing each other could just be a casual relationship, in which case some people have multiple partners. sounds like OP was expecting exclusivity but they hadn't talked about it. And before you call her a hoar, guys do this all the time and no one bats an eye.
leogachi 15
******
IWishIWasObama 12
@78 Pull your head out of your ass, you sexist. Guys don't do this all the time.
Daevahd 6
No no, guys DO do this all the time. So do girls. There are tons of cheaters. And also, people definitely bat an eye. There are shows committed to finding cheaters, male or female. #78 is a jackass. Probably a feminist that "opposes sexism"
lol_mixhael 3
lol. "I agree your life "sucks"
PharmacyJoe 13
I'm sorry that your dreams were de-fellated by this woman. Better to know sooner than later though!
Bookworm257 13
Let me guess..."she just slipped."
brocho 26
I'm sorry, OP. You're better off without her.
CliffyB03 28
Hopefully it wasn't before she kissed you
RedPillSucks 33
she was really talented, and it was "while"
worldclassrager 41
Practice makes perfect...but you have been replaced... Or to reference toy story your woody has been shelved
IreneProblems 14
Were you guys officially exclusive? Personally, I can't date more than one person at a time, but I've dated people where we didn't specify that we were exclusive and I found out later that they were hooking up with multiple people while dating me, regardless of how close we were and how all our friends thought we were exclusive. It hurt like a bitch to find out, but unfortunately I feel like a lot of people in today's society think that's acceptable if it's not specified
RedPillSucks 33
exactly. it's always good to have some sort of discussion about this.
artdlov 11
It's better to at least make hints that there is no exclusivity in the beginning of dating, while relationship will come later with more monogamous commitment.
igive 29
Boooooooo! *throws tomato*