Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after my girlfriend told her mother that she is seeing a different guy than me because her mother doesn’t approve of me, I learned that she is also seeing said guy. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend with an older guy who I thought was her dad, I went over to introduce myself. And then turned around and walked away very fast as I saw them make out. My girlfriend is cheating on me with someone as old as my dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
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Top comments
CobraLazerFace 21
You got 99 problems and the other guy is one.
gshocker20 21
Sorry OP. Just stay away from their horrid family.
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Comments (65)
CobraLazerFace 21
You got 99 problems and the other guy is one.
ComoEsJuan 24
And so is his self-esteem, now. One: if that was the first time meeting the parents, they weren't together that long. And two: the wording makes it seem like the girfriend told her parents that both parties were well aware of the situation. Much more information is needed with this one.
gramirez23 9
We don't love these hoes
schhichick 14
Is that from a song?
schhichick 14
Sorry about the last comment that was for something else my real comment was If I were Phil Dunphy I would say 100
breakinlegs 19
51. It is a line of a song
1dvs_bstd 41
These hoes ain't loyal!
LegalLoitering 12
He's all 99 of 'em, you'll need a machine gun (So much better- Eminem)
incoherentrmblr 22
It's more like 96 problems... 96 Quite Bitter Beings
gshocker20 21
Sorry OP. Just stay away from their horrid family.
silvercamaro 22
It's bad enough that she cheated, but #2 is right..how could someone's parents be okay with cheating?
Flowtastic 16
Maybe they just started dating? People usually don't become exclusive until after dating a while and if it's the first time meeting the parents they might not have been together too long....
silvercamaro 22
It said in the post that OP's girlfriend already cheated once so no I don't think they just started dating.
RedPillSucks 33
I think that #23 is implying that people who are not in a serious relationship may not have exclusive dating arrangements. She may be less serious about the relationship than OP and is exploring her options. Her family may be aware of this, but it's still a dick move of the dad to put it out there like that.
Flowtastic 16
45 - it doesn't state how many times she cheated. Just that she cheated and he have her a second chance for the cheating... Which is implied as once.
XAndrea_MalikX 16
You mean ex, right ?
pump281 4
people always say this!
stevothedevo 25
Get a new god damn saying!! Every FML has this effortless comment!
anonymous100000 17
I agree. OP should just dump her cheating butt. Once a cheater always a cheater.
ItsAUnicorn 27
Bye-bye!
drewflav 17
I would have spat on my plate, then quietly got up and left. No need to stick around after hearing that.
PrimeEvilTahir 24
OP's GF is raised as a hoe! Can't change her. Walk away my friend - But don't spit; Your better than that!
Theglc20 27
Some parents can be dicks :/
Rainhawk94 27
Some GIRLS.are.dicks
Rallred32 20
This isn't just daddy's fault. OP's girlfriend in this is much more of a dick than her father. Actually, her father probably made things better in the long run so OP won't have to worry about a possible divorce (if OP wanted a serious relationship, I hope he did).
kingdomgirl94 29
She made the mistake, they got past it and he forgave her and gave her a second chance. This is entirely the dad being a jerk; its not her fault that he said that after everything had been settled, there's no way for her to control what her dad says. I agree with other people here who are saying it sounds like she thought it was casual and he did not. No one flaunts the fact they're cheating I front of other people, especially their parents. So it seems like she was dating them both, thinking it was okay. Once she found out it wasn't and op was upset, she stopped. Then ops dad, not having tact but also probably not realising op had fought with his gf about exclusivity, said what he said. I know this jumps to a lot of conclusions but people don't tend to be complete jerks out of the blue... people are complicated and motivated beings and to think that when someone ***** up that they're just horrible people is a lonely way to live. I think ops gf needs to confront her dad about what he said and then it should be let go. They got past their problems, there's no need for it to escalate when ops gf hasnt done anything again. After all, that's what a second chance is for, right?
sunshineb81 16
#40 well said and I agree completely.
badluckalex 23
irrelevant to the fml but I had to - anyone else too lazy to read comments like 40 XD
groovycrazyjoe 18
He should have said that's what his wife said
kcpestwick 15
Not worth it.
MadmanOZ 10
DUMP THE BITCH!!! no one deserves this!!!
refticon 31
Wow, that means that they first met the other guy first before she introduced her actual boyfriend, that's a really low action OP. I would be careful if I were you !
MrConcise 35
Unless OP was the 'other' guy and the girlfriend lied about it just to make him feel more significant, while her 'real' boyfriend ditched her because he has standards.
PapaMoti 21
Forget about her OP. You deserve better.
zandalee 20
I have never had such low self esteem that I have stayed with a lowlife cheater. Why are you OP?
Lanker 17
Why would you give her a second chance? Sorry OP, but your girlfriend (ex I hope) is a cheating *****.
rocker_chick23 27
My sister in law kept taking her ex back every time he cheated on her. It took is 3 years to convince her that he was a douchebag and to find someone better. You can never change a cheater and OP needs to get out of there fast.
kingdomgirl94 29
People make mistakes, especially early on. I think that if Op wants to give her a second chance, that's his right to give her the benefit of the doubt. If it happens again, then walk out and don't look back.