Today, I thought the girl I was seeing was going to tell me that she loved me. Instead, she told me how she sucked some other guy's dick. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finish, she tells me she already has a boyfriend, and that his penis is larger than mine. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
Today, I was hooking up with a girl, but when she got my pants down, she got mad and left, saying she was gonna kill her sister who lied to her about me having a large penis. FML
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petethelovehorn 19
Tell her you hope she chokes on it
rileyrae0000 23
I hate to be one of THOSE FML commenters, but I think it's time to dump her
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rileyrae0000 23
I hate to be one of THOSE FML commenters, but I think it's time to dump her
Elban 20
So this type of thing is a deal breaker now? Maybe she didn't love the other guy either and just enjoys what she does. I mean if he didn't ask before the other guy...
lunar999 23
#33 have you always been that stupid or is there some kind of special school?
gogo44444 28
SOMEONE MESSAGE ME PLEASE IM BORED
MrSassypants 34
#33 yeah, I mean as long as she doesn't love the other guy, it's okay to blow other dude's dicks because she enjoys it. Just like it's okay to steal money, as long as you only do it because you enjoy stealing, and not because you want the money...... oh wait, that's not okay, that's ******* stupid.
smokecloud_ 37
I would like to know the status of the relationship before passing full judgement. Were they exclusive? Were they casually dating? Casually hooking up? And what time frame are we looking at? I've been "seeing" a guy for five months now, and finally told him last week that I don't want to see anyone else and don't want him to see anyone else. You have to be clear about these things. The dating world can be so ambiguous.
Sammeydw 22
#34 I'd watch what you say / type. You may not have meant it, but your post came off as insulting people with special needs. Many people with special needs are as intelligent, feeling, and emotions the same as 'normal' people. We just express our thoughts+feelings differently, and need help to get through the day.
Incognico 22
FML is not to be taken so seriously. Lots of people here are easily offended. Very childish in my opinion...
ShirtlessWonder 17
#63 Yeah, it seems like the kind of app/website where people would be (except on the worst of FMLs) making a lot of jokes, but almost any joke people make gets downvoted.
RecklessNapkin 16
Okay irrelevant I'm sorry but #34 i like your profile picture
ZofieHelen 12
#48 how on earth did that come across as offensive to people with special needs? She called him stupid. Tbh if anything I would think connecting the word 'Stupid' with 'Special school' and automatically thinking of disabled/special needs kids is more offensive.
Elban 20
Was kinda the point of the post. It's all pretty vague and she could be some random person at work or something that he's decided he's in love with. She could already be dating said other guy. She's not a possession. With only at best half the info it's amazing how many people make up the other half and it's gospel.. and I'm the stupid one
petethelovehorn 19
Tell her you hope she chokes on it
rileyrae0000 23
I'm guessing she already did..
SnowxSakura 17
I'm sure the other guy hopes for that too.
The_Big_Boss 20
That's not a good comeback. She probably did AND enjoyed it
shemademedoit 20
all the comments from this section had me dying
allforfun 23
Better yet, ask her for one last romp and choke her with your own
mattrd_fml 31
choking on **** isn't a bad thing.
ffiguresskating 11
At least she was honest. Sorry OP. Hope everything works out!!
hellnosucka 27
the act of cheating in itself is not honest at all.
RedPillSucks 33
the relationship is questionable. was it casual, exclusive, serious? makes a difference.
cole66 14
I find it retarded that this comment is buried
justcommenting19 19
At least now you can forget her and find someone who doesn't suck other guys' dicks.
nikki151 21
this is when you tell her you don't date hoes, dump her, and never look back
gearhead369 20
leave her if you haven't already. it'll never change
Redoxx_fml 22
Tell her how you ate out her best friend
The_Big_Boss 20
There is NO way that she can justify this. Don't let her tell you bullshit about it being alcohol or something. If you're a self respecting man you will quit talking to her
rebeccacmlc 22
Seems she has some commitment issues ... I hope she didn't kiss you after that ...
4WheelBurnout 14
I would go as far as to say sucks and blows at the same time