Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
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Top comments
Michael Sawyer 11
How does one get "pressured" into a relationship with another person while dating someone? sounds to me that she was just cheating on you with this other guy and just used this excuse to get out
DogStew 20
Sounds like you were flavor of the week. I’m sorry you went through that.
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DogStew 20
Sounds like you were flavor of the week. I’m sorry you went through that.
Michael Sawyer 11
How does one get "pressured" into a relationship with another person while dating someone? sounds to me that she was just cheating on you with this other guy and just used this excuse to get out
RichardPencil 32
So, you're really the winner here! The other guy may be in her hoo-hah, but you're in her heart and mind. They say the brain is the most important sex organ so you're really boning her more than the other guy. Way to go, playah!
cacheson 42
You might want to talk to her and/or her friends to see if she is okay. She may be going through something.
jbuckets_404 39
No, she's letting the new BF "go through" her....
julfunky 29
Yea, if my boyfriend left me for another woman my first instinct would be to make sure HE is ok. Makes sense.
InnocenceBlue 38
Nice job ripping an old FML off word for word. At least pick one that wasn't so popular.
Sheila Deville 15
good riddens to her, hope your next girl is more mature and has a backbone to stand up for herself
pins91 27
Again, another old fml.
J15237 25
As ****** up as that sounds it really sounds like you got saved a bunch of hear break later down the road.