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Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
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Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML
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Today, I dyed my naturally-blonde hair dark brown. Upon seeing me, my boyfriend immediately wanted to have sex, because I now remind him of his favourite porn star. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
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Top comments
Helldozer 0
It could that it's because you **** like a **** star.
blackicysheep 8
hahahahaha what's the **** stars name?? and you should be flattered. guys jack off to you :)
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Comments (92)
Helldozer 0
It could that it's because you **** like a **** star.
White667 0
Most guys pick their **** stars that look like their girlfriends, so at least your guy is interesting.
truelyawesome 0
which one?
victoria4161993 0
hahaha so Ive had guys only date my for my boobs i'm not complaining
Idonebeenhad 17
At least he thinks you're attractive
matthew91 0
dump him. he's a low life. no joke.
Dr_Jalepenos 0
isnt that wat all guys do?
THEsuperMANLYman 10
No
Autistic_Slut 9
i doubt you can find a guy that doesnt watch ****, does that mean that all men are no lifes?
blackicysheep 8
hahahahaha what's the **** stars name?? and you should be flattered. guys jack off to you :)
alexg823 0
Amen.
randomstudios 0
What does "amen" even mean?
olive47_fml 0
"let it be so" thats what it means
tutuluzer5968 0
Yeah but it's the only reason he's dating her that's ****** up
threer 30
Not only guys; girls ********** to **** as well.
Jizzylol 0
why dump him? its a compliment
dmmd8686 0
I'm sure this comment will be removed but it's true and should be said anyway: no matter how much we say otherwise, we (guys) are with you (ladies) for your looks. so be flattered! that's a lofty compliment.
ryguy1997 0
No not always...
CamBam97 7
Word,
mycintosh 0
I really don't know what are you complaining about ...
scateice 0
figgle bop giggity goo u r my favorite **** star oh sweet honey dew you
flyboy57 0
that means you're hot. get over it!
burnquist764 0
**** stars are hot, take it for the compliment is.
gameoverman_fml 0
Unless of course her boyfriend is into overweight midget ****...
CynicComedian 2
LMAO! At any rate, if there's a way to show images on this site, I think we need comparison pics...;)
mknewt95 0
Oh snaps!! (>^.^<)
loganm22 0
or anime ****...
Bunny702 0
Dont ruin his dreams. Thats a dream that all of us men hold dearly and few ever accomplish.