Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that her ex cheated on her when they were together, so she pegged all men the same, saying she was done with relationships, and didn't care if she hurt me or not. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
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perdix 31
Aw, isn't that sweet? I'll bet she loves you so much, she'll always think of you while she's ******* other dudes. That must be so gratifying except for the part that you're not one of those dudes. . . and there will be lots of them.
skittle68 0
Or just move on and not put up with this craziness... Why would you WANT to pursue someone like that?? And women are not possessions so he can't defend what's "his" I belong to my bf by choice, but if I chose not to anymore there would be nothing he could do about it
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Comments (135)
XxBlackamusPrime 5
ouch
allenrotstein 0
Pressured into another relationship... Oh boy, some excuses are simply genius!!
biass 0
You know what they say, it's the thought that counts!
BoyFromTheFuture 0
go beat that dudes ass. if you win you'll feel better and maybe get her back. if you lose, at least you did something.
imaginaryvoice 18
That's genius
brandikinz 4
don't worry OP, she's a ***** anyways
yake12 0
First!!
yake12 0
damn I got moderated... there is a desperate need for a sarcasm font...
sugarr0babby0 0
burn.
Thawn 0
kick his ass you pussy!
xBangOut 4
beat the guy up... and your gf too...
Prototype12 0
I blame Canada
allenrotstein 0
Meh, blame the USA, they are the reason of all the evil in this world.
bloobelly 0
HA! IN HIS FACE!!
knight0748 5
I blame your chest!
sloppyflow 1
tell her you'll think of her everytime u made love to ur dog
glider23 0
What she really meant to say was, you suck dick at ******* pussy, and she will be laughing at your little dick while her new boyfriend rips apart her insides. Face it dude, she found a guy with a bigger dick.
rockstatic 0
She's going to regret it for the rest of her life. And you're still better off without her.
auntiemomma 0
lmaoo 49
tj79 3
dude you got owned
tizzwang 0
wow that some big bs I've heard. no one usually gets pressured into a relationship unless threatened or something
tizzwang 0
I wasn't talking about the post I was talking about what the gf said
mario75 0
Revenge is a good thing.
NightSkyx 0
it's ok, she never made good sandwiches anyway
Son_of_Helghan 0
^this
marinus_fml 20
At least she'll bs thinking about you and your pitiful ass.
marinus_fml 20
be*
xVictoriaDreamz 0
that's disgusting. lmao
BizzaroG 0
and the most terrible thing I ever heard
ChubEchaser 0
what are you, high schoolers?
tacobird123 7
poor guy :;
MAGNAVOX 0
That sucks man. There's more girls out there!
BoyFromTheFuture 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
she is obviously testing you. Woman like to be pursued and sometimes they'll set up a distress situation like this one. get up, act like you gotta pair, and defend what's yours.
skittle68 0
Or just move on and not put up with this craziness... Why would you WANT to pursue someone like that?? And women are not possessions so he can't defend what's "his" I belong to my bf by choice, but if I chose not to anymore there would be nothing he could do about it
skalyan 0
wow! "Woman like to be persued" right words.. OP ask her, what if she mistakenly moans your name while having sex with the other guy? will the other guy be ok with it?
docscientist 10
Or say **** it and not deal with bullshit games. If grow a pair means to be manipulated in some crazy cry for attention, then no thanks.
pasiphae9 5
I'm sorry, what? The only women who like to be pursued are the emotionally crippled ones who need to make their partner PROVE that he loves them, over and over again. You know, the ones who don't understand how to have a healthy relationship, and constantly play mind games. Maybe I'm alone in this, but when I am in love with someone, I don't feel the need to leave them just to see if they are obsessive enough to beat my new boyfriend into a pulp. Maybe you just date morons though, I don't know.
hoghunter 1
you have a point that women like to be pursued , but that is only to a certain point. and if I had a girl pull this crap on me first I would bitch her out, and if it where a "test" I would kick her ass to the curb for being ******* psychotic.
skittle68 0
^ this
BoyFromTheFuture 0
way to over analyze... ok I did not mean he owns her. He owns part of the relationship and should fight for whats his if that's what he wants. i was wrong the first time in saying that she probably set it up. Although there are women like that I should give ops girl the benifit of the doubt. Op said it was out of the girls control. IE her parents said she should be with someone else or another dude is swooping in. He needs to be a man and confront these issues and not just write a moody FML. I had a buddy that got put in the same situation, her parents said no way in hell and he worked hard to show them his good side.
WiseGuy79 14
Lol That's messed Arranged marriage maybe?