Today, I thought the girl I was seeing was going to tell me that she loved me. Instead, she told me how she sucked some other guy's dick. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finish, she tells me she already has a boyfriend, and that his penis is larger than mine. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
Today, I was hooking up with a girl, but when she got my pants down, she got mad and left, saying she was gonna kill her sister who lied to her about me having a large penis. FML
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petethelovehorn 19
Tell her you hope she chokes on it
rileyrae0000 23
I hate to be one of THOSE FML commenters, but I think it's time to dump her
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Comments (101)
Cristian151 12
Time to pull out the c4
crackpotL 33
That was a bit of a curve ball.
keiNan_fml 35
what a bitch.
SChernobyl 6
The wording is a bit wonky here. Is she your girlfriend? It looks like they were just casually seeing each other, no strings attatched. In this case, they are both free to **** other people. If, though, she's your girlfriend, then, yeah. FYL.
Epikatz 22
Even if it was just a casual relationship, it's still generally uncool to talk about doing stuff with other people.
rileyrae0000 23
If he was expecting her to tell him she loved him, I'm guessing it had to be pretty serious
leogachi 15
@73 Maybe he felt it was serious and she didn't.
123Puppy 33
No......It's the right thing to do to focus on one person at a time.......
Exobadger 15
Too soon. too soon.
olpally 33
What a *****... Geeze.
vikky538 29
Tell her to swallow it and get over with breakup
marcelmg 10
She did not have sex with that man!
A07 48
So oral sex equates to playing tennis?
FieldLeftBlank 20
* She did not have sexual relations with that man
RedPillSucks 33
yeah. they weren't related at all
JM1998 2
Well damn didnt expect bill clinton on here, oral sex is sex dumbass
SaniK 17
You should have said damn I thought you were going to say you were to slutty to take this relationship seriously and we should break up. Then you walk away
DaRito 25
Key word: was