Today, I saw my ex for the first time since we broke up. We were on a train next to each other for 6 hours, to a festival where our tents were pitched next to each other. We're here for 5 days. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I ran into my ex's family, and found out they are going to Europe. Funnily enough, so am I. Even funnier is the fact that we are going on the same date, at the same time, on the same flights, and the tour starts on the same day in the same place. FML
Overlap
Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend for the first time in two years with the guy she told me "not to worry about" and they were celebrating their 3-year anniversary together. FML
I was the bullet in the relationship
Today, for the first time in two years, I met my ex-girlfriend. I was drunk. FML
Ignore me
Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML
Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML
Lying bastard
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML
You fool
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
QR code madness
Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML
Dodge
Today, a girl I knew in high school who now lives out of state came to town to visit and stay over. We've been talking albeit romantically for the past few months. Not thirty minutes after we arrived at my place from the airport, her ex-boyfriend came by and she hopped in his car. I haven't heard from her since. FML
Alexa, play "I Get Around" by The Beach Boys
Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML
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confusedAsFuck 34
Signs, signs everywhere..
gmian 34
Time to rekindle?
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Comments (61)
SharnaaaBanana 22
Ouch :/ maybe you can use this as an opportunity to break tension between each other?
tantanpanda 26
Like the saying goes, it's only awkward if you make it awkward.
Pat5519 14
Break tension and then take her to pound town!
confusedAsFuck 34
Signs, signs everywhere..
gmian 34
Time to rekindle?
Yastafari 16
When you get that feeling...you want sexual healing
qwertycode 19
It's a small world, huh?
confusedAsFuck 34
Not that small after all. I call stalker..
iPixelCheese 19
I hope you two have made up and are friends by now, but judging by the FML, probably not. Use this time to try to put differences aside and become friends and/or rekindle the relationship.
chisty87 16
Either that's the biggest coincidence or it was a well thought out plan...if there's no bad blood I say see if you can work things out...
ThePaperDragon 31
Maybe you two can work through whatever issues you have with each other.
HarryHirsch 23
Sounds like there are plenty of ways to get in touch again. use one of them =]
ApplePie1994 27
Sounds like the start of a romance novel :P
i_wuz_nver_here 31
You wish