Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML
Today, I finally told the girl I'm in love with how I've felt ever since we first met six years ago. She let me know that not only does she not feel the same way, she's always considered me a creep and only ever hung out with me because of our mutual friends. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
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Top comments
WhoopteDo 26
honestly it works out for you in the end, you got out of a relationship with a pretty shallow girl there, couldn't even be honest with you over the internet.. fyl
anonymuse_fml 31
You dated for 6 months online and haven't met yet?
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Comments (102)
WhoopteDo 26
honestly it works out for you in the end, you got out of a relationship with a pretty shallow girl there, couldn't even be honest with you over the internet.. fyl
katieemerr 15
#1 is right! Lucky escape.. Do make sure you're careful with who you talk to on the Internet. CATFISH.
5secondsofvvifi 21
You're not even a bad guy if you break up with someone, depending if you're nice about it. It'd be terrible to lead someone on, that's the bad move. It's only bad, because she tried to trick him. It was over the Internet anyways, and they hadn't met, so what was the point of lying about it?
wallamanut 14
Guys... just a couple hours ago in the "moderation " section I Okay'd an FML that was an almost exact carbon copy this one, except instead of saying "in love" they told the girl "it's okay, because I'm bi." something seems sketchy...
joeyl2008 29
Bitches be trippen.
ABCDEF121 3
Tru
incoherentrmblr 22
Trippin*...
kaablam 17
So relatable. (/sarcasm)
anonymuse_fml 31
You dated for 6 months online and haven't met yet?
Nordrag 26
Depending on the distance that they were apart, travel can be kind of expensive. So it makes sense.
MissBehavin77 18
That was my first thought. Then he was ok with that lie? I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around this one. Sounds like he's better off though if she's going to be like that.
mischiefkel 17
#10, Travel may be expensive, but video chat is free.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
10-- also in ur bio u said u just travelled halfway across the world for someone you never met. that sounds expensive.
Nordrag 26
20 - and appearance can be deceiving.
Nordrag 26
23 - it was. I had to save money for over a year and I was still barely able to afford it. That was actually my basis for understanding that dating for 6 months might not be enough time to afford such travel.
Mauskau 36
23 it says country, not world.
teyyoshi 19
so better to build up a relationship in a real world
xLIGHTS_fml 23
I tried dating someone long distance that lived very far away (and we were in high school) but we always video chatted so I am kind of confused as to why they didn't After 6 months? But long distance isn't for everyone so we broke up and if I hadn't, I wouldn't have met my great boyfriend that lives 7 minutes away from me.
connorgrant98 24
As soon as I saw "the girl I've been dating online for 6 months" a picked YDI.
hplover32 19
just saw you're from texarkana! I moved from there a little over a year ago.
MissyMiss5 13
Country not world. Bit of a price difference there!
lexiieeex3 32
11- love is love.
88fjtus 12
Wow... I'm sorry OP. She doesn't deserve you.
KokiKariya 7
Props to you for looking past her lying, you'll find someone who can reciprocate that true love
creativityisnt 19
Catfish-ed at its finest
imsoeffingbored 13
How in the world is that cat fishing? She was exactly who she said she was.
2i1337i2iscore 13
Because it was catfish with a twist.. She lied about lieing so it's a play off itself. It's actually a pretty funny comment by #6
flutterby789 8
youre an actual good person! youll find someone and you can definitely do better
Blue_Black_fml 21
Not sure if OP is a good person or just really desperate.
jimmer23 21
Find some self confidence, bro.
panicsdisaster 17
You don't want it need that need manipulative bitch anyways.
mischiefkel 17
Um.. What? Were you trying to make a sentence there?
Axipiter 24
Is the phrase "I think it's trying to communicate with us" still relevant? I dunno, I'm always out of the loop. If so, then that's what I'd say.
DocBastard 40
So she IS the bad guy. Or the bad girl. **** it, I'm confused.
MrSassypants 34
How about we just say "bad it"?
Sports_guy3 28
Oh hey l see Doc's back
coried91 28
^ Stalker alert.