Today, I thought the girl I was seeing was going to tell me that she loved me. Instead, she told me how she sucked some other guy's dick. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finish, she tells me she already has a boyfriend, and that his penis is larger than mine. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
Today, I was hooking up with a girl, but when she got my pants down, she got mad and left, saying she was gonna kill her sister who lied to her about me having a large penis. FML
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petethelovehorn 19
Tell her you hope she chokes on it
rileyrae0000 23
I hate to be one of THOSE FML commenters, but I think it's time to dump her
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Comments (101)
Inuyasha843 12
I'm going though that to with my wife telling me how she ****** her ex and all I'm sorry man u will find better just leave now and don't look back
firecracker5 11
She saved you ...honesty has to count for something
japktm 3
ddamn
kattykat1 13
"I love.....sucking dick"
NineeCat 32
Me too!! Oh wait....you were being funny...hahahaa umm yea.. *sinks in shame*
mbock 15
use this to your advantage sir!!! she sounds like a ***** so treat her as such!!!!
ty4nier 16
Well that blows. Sorry OP
bsmallz3 12
Im sorry man, your life sucks. hehe get it
japktm 3
do something bad too:-)
DeathofCareBear 21
Have her suck your dick then tell her you're through with her.
simply_meeeee 26
It sucks to suck :/