Today, I thought the girl I was seeing was going to tell me that she loved me. Instead, she told me how she sucked some other guy's dick. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finish, she tells me she already has a boyfriend, and that his penis is larger than mine. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
Today, I was hooking up with a girl, but when she got my pants down, she got mad and left, saying she was gonna kill her sister who lied to her about me having a large penis. FML
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petethelovehorn 19
Tell her you hope she chokes on it
rileyrae0000 23
I hate to be one of THOSE FML commenters, but I think it's time to dump her
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Comments (101)
ke17189 21
Straight up break up with her
joshi42 16
I think OP was friendzoned from the very start, that's why she is telling him such things freely. .
artdlov 11
Agree, guy had false hopes. Plus if she said it exactly like OP explained, I would say she has slutty manners...
elsuperloco68 12
Haha. *****'s , can't live with them, can't live without them.
sconn30 5
Sucks too not be sucked.
cathrope 10
The sooner you realize that being in a relationship is a fools game ment for fools, you'll start asking yourself "Am I a fool?" Then and only then can you be happy. There is no human out there who can make me happier then I can already make myself happy, so being in a relationship is pointless to me
martin8337 36
Now make her suck yours.
momof3honeybee 13
It could be worse op. She could've not told you at all. Keep your chin up!
Silk_Routes 14
take it as a sign and judge accordingly...u want to leave her its your call Op..anyways FYL!
NineeCat 32
Fuckinnnnng bitch.
tlcarby 10
This is my fetish