Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt. A passer-by stopped, stared at me for a moment, and said, "I agree, your life sucks." FML
Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML
Today, on the school bus, I rapped on a window in an attempt to get my friend's attention. A guy sitting behind me took this as an opportunity to shove my face into the window, breaking my nose. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML
Today, ignoring the unspoken rule of not entering the bus when the driver's not inside, I went in while he was taking a break. As I stepped inside, he reached in the window and pressed the "close-door" button. It closed on my hand. Everyone at the bus stop laughed as I yelped in pain. FML
Today, while riding the bus, the person next to me broke into a coughing fit. Fortunately, he covered his mouth. Unfortunately, he used my arm. FML
Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML
Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell and got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML
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Top comments
YacL 15
You totally deserve it.
zaveeshaveesh3 7
Geese some people can't take a joke
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Comments (238)
VorpikeII 17
That sux but "you totally deserved it". Try that sucks for you next time, jerk.
dolphincheddar 10
serves you right.
flockz 20
i wonder what would of happened if he told him "wow your life sucks"...
dolphincheddar 10
I want him to comment on this FML. it'd make my year.
VorpikeII 17
Damn right. That would be hilarious!
xosportsgirl14x 8
*I agree, your life sucks.
VorpikeII 17
29- I know but that would be a bit to random.
santarosakid 5
what do you expect for acting like a troll
flockz 20
he isn't agreeing with anyone... thats why i said "wow"...
MrSousa10 8
Hahahahaha I wish I was there with some popcorn
TheChampagneBoi 5
that would be hilarious lol
xosportsgirl14x 8
33, I was talking to 17. :)
NastyNinja31 0
ooo so that was u op
F2M2L 5
op was obviously kidding... wow calm down.
Yoyolol_fml 3
Do him for assault.
decko44 7
can anyone elce see the " you totally deserved it" button is gone or is this just me?
quesidias 0
haha and the bitch gets it
adins1997 0
oh the irony!
VorpikeII 17
For me it just says "you deserved it"
Lifeofsux 2
Yo dude the guy wearing the FML shirt was me
Naitras 15
how come #1 has been downrated by 110 while number has got 310 positive ratings when they say almost the exact same thing?
ddeathbombb 5
36- wow nice pic
brah89 0
haha
YacL 15
You totally deserve it.
reallytho3 11
careful u might end up gettin punxhed in the nose :p
seanders 10
3: I like your pic of Konan. Where did you find it?
swimchica22 0
*punches in nose*
dolphincheddar 10
*punches 76 in ovaries*
ramboman19 8
The tables turned for Op...lol
wordnerd42 0
Roughly 4 out of 5 voters are on the broken nose hit list, according to the FYL/YDI ratio.
CryMoreFMLs 15
I like your new picture YacL :)
Glitterhinoceros 14
90-Ovary-kill > Overkill
getviolated 5
anyone who has the ovals to wear fml merchandise in public is not someone who will think twice about ******* you up
BabbiiLovvee 0
90: lmao!! U made me laugh :>
OLB42pr 2
haha u do derserve it da
swimchica22 0
90-*kicks in testicles*
xXDirtySanchezXx 0
Haha that would be great
venom8 13
I fail to see how OP deserves this. It's not his/her fault that the other person can't take a joke.
iluvcupkakes 0
WIIN!!
bobkim302 0
I guess his life is F'ed up more than anyone knows.
Jimster1712 0
you deserve it for saying you deserve it. irony at its finest...
AaronTkr 0
the guy should comment on this fml.
UsernameUnknown 7
Monkeys
nickwiel86 4
you totally deserved it
volley4eva1698 0
you totally deserved the thumbs down
notaveragejojo 0
Yeah! Way to show'em
fish1806 0
you totally deserved it
threer 30
*Punches*
zaveeshaveesh3 7
Geese some people can't take a joke
VorpikeII 17
I hope you dont Egret that sentence.
cmfh88 0
I disagree, I joke around with geese all the time and they're cool with it
zaveeshaveesh3 7
Cmfh: hahahaha lol
VorpikeII 17
Aww come on! Stop being such a Chicken! Don't Duck out of the pun!
zaveeshaveesh3 7
What pun
iLOLatURpain69 7
Pel, I can understand your puns.
Squirrelx 5
I see what you did there.
zaveeshaveesh3 7
Nice profile pic. Dirty dozen rules!
gruvychild 17
Nice one!!
gruvychild 17
That's meant for 13.
jtsyanks 2
win
welandedonthemoo 5
Lmao
XScarlet 4
Hahahahaha!!!!!!
KiddNYC1O 22
FYL.
alpaquette91 9
He isn't a true FMLer, and "you total deserve it" isn't a comment, it's a vote.
kai_ngo 0
That coming from a troll-face. Win.
WCARlover 35
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I just moderated this one! :) Anyway, I need to get one of those shirts!
bellakaykid 6
If I gave you all the ***** I actually give, you would have no *****. Just sayin.
AnagenisisZagus 13
Bravo.