Today, I came home to tell my parents about my new nose job I got about a month ago. My mom always told me I should get one, so I didn't tell her right away to see if she would notice. I was home for about 20 minutes before she asked me, "So when are you getting that nose job?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I flew home to visit my parents. We haven't seen each other in two years, I've gotten a few tattoos done since, and I knew they wouldn't approve, so I bought whole new outfits that covered everything and looked professional. When I got there, the first thing my mom says to me is, "Is that a nose ring!?" FML
Today, my mother accused me of getting another lip piercing done on the sly to spite her. She finally realised I have more than one and won't believe I've always had two. Thanks for noticing, mom. FML
Today, my parents told me they'd be willing to pay for me to get a nose job. I asked them what was wrong with my nose, and they said nothing, it's just not the kind of nose they'd prefer to feature in our Christmas photos. FML
Today, my grandmother told me she would pay for me to get a nose job. I never thought there was a problem with my nose. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML
Today, I told my mom I was with my female friend last night, because I wasn't ready to tell her about my new boyfriend. I didn't realize he gave me a hickey and now my whole family thinks I'm a lesbian. They won't stop making fun of me. FML
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
Today, I brought my new girlfriend home for dinner. My mom was being unusually quiet, so I thought she was trying to be polite. After dinner, she pulled me aside and asked why I'd never mentioned that my girlfriend had dated my brother. Apparently everyone knew except me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had a surprise for me and to meet up with him to find out. The big surprise was a consultation with a plastic surgeon for rhinoplasty surgery. I never disliked my nose. FML
Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML
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Melly_fml 0
this isn't ****** because of her not noticing the nose job, it's ****** that she even told you that in the first place! and that you listened!
blah_blah_shity 0
this makes me appreciate my mom so much more. she's proud of her offspring. your mom sucks. tell her its her genes- you got it from her and back the **** off.
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Melly_fml 0
this isn't ****** because of her not noticing the nose job, it's ****** that she even told you that in the first place! and that you listened!
Sillys1 0
i agree with #2 but not about the being respectful...
Inkspell 2
This user got so many fml's up the past few days. x.x..a lot!
sillypun 0
maybe there is a problem with your face and it isn't your nose?
holynemesis1208 3
what a waste of money, huh.
adelaide_evening 0
#11, I think the poster can probably tell when their own mother is kidding about getting plastic surgery. But I agree with everyone else, it sounds like the issue is with your mother, not your nose.
brlemus 0
I think your mother has some big issues she needs to deal with, and you should just love yourself the way you are.
blah_blah_shity 0
this makes me appreciate my mom so much more. she's proud of her offspring. your mom sucks. tell her its her genes- you got it from her and back the **** off.
yay_fml 0
#1 is dead on. Do things to make yourself happy, not your mother. You are beautiful, I am sure.
the_boss_fml 0
ZINGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!