Noname
Canada
Today, my house got egged and since it is the winter the eggs froze. They used two dozen eggs. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my car got acquainted with about 3 dozen eggs. FML
eggs
Canada
Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML
eggonmiface
No yolk
Today, I made scrambled eggs. Returning the rest of the carton, I tripped and spilled 10 raw eggs all over the inside of the fridge. The same fridge I spent 2 hours cleaning and scrubbing every drawer and shelf of yesterday. FML
Anonymous
Frederick, United States
Today, I didn't think getting egged was a thing anymore until I found that my car got egged. FML
skichick54
United States
Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML
FuckYou
Santa Maria, United States
Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML
francesa_loca
Canada
Today, my father started drinking a little early. At some point, he got hungry and decided to boil eggs. He started a dozen, drank some more, and passed out on the couch. When I came home, all the water had boiled off and the eggs had exploded all over the kitchen. I'm still cleaning up the mess. FML
Anonymous
There's no such thing as a coincidence
Today, I cracked an egg with a disgusting rotten black yolk into the pan, ruining my almost done breakfast. Last time this happened, just coincidentally, two deaths in the family and a near deadly mental breakdown followed. Now eggs seem too gross to eat, and I’m afraid this time was another bad omen. FML
Rizmo
Cedar City, United States
Today, I found out that the loud noise outside my bedroom a few weeks ago was neighborhood kids throwing eggs at my window, landing on the AC. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML
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OneWithNoRegrets 0
I think i passed your house im not kidding
AreYouSure_fml 0
Jeez those people that egged your house are little *****.
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Comments (31)
Jessaly_fml 0
How are you gonna get that shit off?
xTrollz_OF_Lyfex 0
YDI for owning a house.
GiddyXD 0
wow why r ppl like u so mean?
kcpkid 0
How is that mean?
DEATHx2 0
same thing happened to me, it sucks, I know.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Hopefully OP found out who the douchebags were and proceeded to pelt them in the face with eggs.
Lizo_fml 0
LOL, i TOTALLY want to try that while its still -100 out! great idea!! FYL
AreYouSure_fml 0
Jeez those people that egged your house are little *****.
FBIWarning 0
ouch, must of been a racket to hear all those frozen eggs hit your house.
Avaquin 0
lol- where i live they would have been fried eggs (even in winter) :]
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Well, I wouldn't mind if a stranger gave me some fried eggs courtesy of my flaming hot house!
OneWithNoRegrets 0
I think i passed your house im not kidding
dommosoh 0
How friggin' cold is it there?!
candyxpopcorn 0
Don't worry if there's snow it'll cover it. If there isn't get hot water and wash it off.
FMLreactor 0
Lol.