Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? His best mate got dumped yesterday and my boyfriend thought it would be 'more fun' to be 'single lads together'. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, as he'd realised that life is really short, and he's got to enjoy with his friends. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me a week before my prom because he found out that he liked my best friend instead. However, she likes someone else anyways, so were now both left brokenhearted. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed, so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends, and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML
Today, 48 hours after my boyfriend introduced me to his friend group so I could make new friends and I'd joined their group chat, two long-term couples have broken up and left without any explanation. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
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Top comments
KristantheGreat 5
obviously he never valued your relationship, you can do better(:
choberiver6 3
Turn "single lads" into "single ladies"! Time to have some fun!
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Comments (122)
KristantheGreat 5
obviously he never valued your relationship, you can do better(:
IphonFML 6
am I the only one who read this in a British accent?
Kefka91 15
12- I normally answer an "am I the only one..." question with no, you're never the only one, but in this case I think you may actually be the only one (aside from British people who I'm assuming read in their own accents).
Jonkbaby 23
sounds like he has been craving manlove
iRuleUdrool 4
12- yes probably, considering the fact that "lads" was used at the end. However, I did read "mate" with an australian accent.
Lawzen_Rainbow 7
you can't have a "British" accent! it can be: English,Scottish,Irish or welsh.
osteobabe 13
Even then there are regional accents within each of those countries.
brianjman14 23
I actually read it in a Scottish accent, but close enough.
jaredofmo 22
12, considering OP is in the UK... It's appropriate.
Payniac 11
bros before hos
Jovecove 13
Clearly they both wanted to **** each other
fmlwinnn 0
Am I the only one who noticed that this is EXACTLY like an older one, but the roles were reversed?
SouthernKiller 4
Am I the only one who noticed that their prolly gay?
Filthy_Animal 25
he is gay... and took the oportunity!!
Timmeeh 17
If he cares about you so little as to do that, you're probably better off in the long run.
xSonic 9
Op should see if she could have fun banging his mate
yahoowizard 16
And the OP would end up sleeping with the mate's ex and everyone wins!
yahoowizard 16
OP's ex*
PoeSlayer 0
Yes because resorting to promiscuity to make herself feel better is a good idea? I hate it so much when people are *****. Don't hate them, just what they're doing.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
53, I agree about what they're doing sometimes being annoying or unpleasant when it affects you personally, but I think everyone has the right to live their life however they want. We just need to keep in mind that everybody has their reasons.
hattypat 0
That was a lame excuse he made. What an a hole.
Mister_Triangle 21
Bros before ho's!
123josie123 11
Wow that's taking bromance to a whole nother level, FYL OP :(
CryMoreFMLs 15
I think he might be gay... Not for sure, but it is a possibility.
scarface90 8
What an idiot!!! Good thing you dodged that bullet
choberiver6 3
Turn "single lads" into "single ladies"! Time to have some fun!
tandem123 6
Has your boyfriend ever owned/ wanted a black leotard?
IndigoAcrylic 9
Bros before hoes (;
cosmosis 12
Spoken like a true homosexual!!
Torva_fml 16
Who said he was homosexual?
KeyboardWarrior 10
#50 Shut up.
ulitak 0
whaaaat up. Seriously. well at least ur single and can find a better dude. make up for two lost years;)
WCARlover 35
The perfect wingman!
TeamDazu 5
You are really pretty. Sorry had to point that out.
DawnKC 0
I think you the perfect woman! ...Just for the comments I've seen from you...
IndigoAcrylic 9
I love how you just left that question open to our imaginations ;D
Feklfekl2222 32
Isn't there a really similar FML when the girlfriend dumps her boyfriend in sympathy with her just dumped friend.
Cherryripe25 5
you read too many FMLs..
mco395 0
That exactly what I was thinking
IscoreOnU 19
47 you don't read enough. And 11 yeah there is. I thought this was a copycat one. Not saying it is just saying it's REALLY similar
Feklfekl2222 32
You mean 4 hours a day reading FMLs isn't healthy? 0__o
sassypenguinxox 15
Your pic is so cute!!!