Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, the woman I have been seeing said she couldn't see a future with me. This was all because I didn't text her back when I fell asleep after working a double night/morning shift. FML
Today, after the girl I fell head over heels for asked me out last night, it turns out she was so drunk at the time, she doesn't remember and doesn't want to date me at all. I'm beginning to feel like my life is some shitty movie. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months called me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumped me "just in case." FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML
Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams, the girl I've loved for 3 years. I went to her desk and surprised her with roses, chocolates, and played “All I Want for Christmas is You.” She said no. On top of that, she ate all the chocolates. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
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Top comments
RipIt 0
that's rather unreasonable, she probably would've turned out to be a crazy controlling bitch anyway
Squander 3
Let me get this straight, if someone doesn't answer a message sent at ONE IN THE MORNING it is assumed that the person's dead or hates them? That's just a terrible tale, FYL.
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Comments (138)
highsheep 0
2nd ******* *****.
Expertfail 0
That can be easily sorted out; it's not a big issue.
tweetbaby14 18
so SHE asked YOU out over a TEXT talk about lame... sorry OP don't take it seriously she didn't because if she had she wouldve asked in person
reyemrein 0
I hate FMLs like this. You can fix the situation by EXPLAINING WHAT HAPPENED. It really works.
reyemrein 0
I hate FMLs like this. You can fix it by EXPLAINING WHAT HAPPENED. It really works I'm not lying!
ButtNekked 0
Just reply and say "Sorry, I was asleep" at 5am, then when she doesn't reply and say she was sleeping you may explain what happened :D
blankettt 0
^ This. I know, it's like when you're watching a movie and the conflict in the plot is something that could be so easily explained.
ImaginaryFoe 1
OP said she will no longer speak to him so it seems that he did try to speak to her. Either she's an idiot for not realising someone could be asleep at 1.00am or she was looking for an excuse to cut off your relationship. Move on.
amazinglyava 0
I agree, plus 1am..maybe she was jus drunk or something
deathcab7 0
she probably just knew you liked her and wanted to mess with you so she texted you at 1 am as a joke.
NeonWar__ 0
crap, my 1st comment disappeared...:/
malinbobbyypho 0
true ^
malinbobbyypho 0
srry that was to 44^
Reyo 2
To the idiots replying "Just talk to her hurr durr": Don't you think the OP thought of that? There's a reason the last part of the FML is "and will no longer speak to me."
packerboy1280 0
hahaha thts a good resolution
shortyjustin 0
yupp.
BritishHobo 0
She's either too insane to realize that you might have been asleep at 1am, the most ******* impatient person in the world, or what #42 said. OP, have you been acting like a stalker around this girl, and is it kind of obvious to her that you really like her?
ColdGold 6
I agree.
avarik 0
dude, that sucks.
RandomGinger 0
Or you could have grown a pair of testicals, and asked HER out?
mcfaily 0
maybe even ask her in person! gosh what a concept! time to man up
afatmonkey 0
Nah... I tried asking in person once and they started to shank me with a hyperdermic needle. Then flung poo on me. Now I have AIDS.
BritishHobo 0
Well he says he's been trying xD Which makes me think maybe he HAS asked and been turned down like, a dozen times. Maybe this was a wussy attempt to stop hanging out with him :(
Haislipa 0
wow lol that sucks. punch her in the ******* balls!
Ajjas013 6
...I don't think it works like that.
nomnommonster 0
Who knows, maybe she's actually a drag. They can fool you like that.
shaneac 0
Lol #3 and #12, ur comments just made my day
HerDuckiee 0
mine 2
STYLE_E 0
that sucks
canzo378 0
ummm... so? just explain to her the way it happened... call her and leave a message or leave another SM. Stop acting like a dumbo
samantha_durano 6
well, that's gay. why did she choose one am?
RipIt 0
that's rather unreasonable, she probably would've turned out to be a crazy controlling bitch anyway
CyclonePsycho 1
^^^ If she becomes angry at you for not immediately answering the phone in the middle of the night, then she isn't really worth anything anyway. You lucked out, OP.
dacman48 0
ummm.... she asked you out? this it totally ur fault for not having balls enough to ask her
skyttlz 32
I asked out my bf and were still together 16 months later
alexm501 0
I don't think that was the point, 134.
Squander 3
Let me get this straight, if someone doesn't answer a message sent at ONE IN THE MORNING it is assumed that the person's dead or hates them? That's just a terrible tale, FYL.
tisiphone_fml 0
She's like that female poster a few days ago who freaked out and thought her boyfriend was dead when he didn't reply to texts for two hours whilst he was playing in the snow. 1 AM... seriously? Unless she lives halfway across the planet from you, she's got a problem. Neither YDI or FYL - you dodged a bullet.