Anonymous
United States
Today, I stopped at a yellow light. The guy behind me did not. He had no insurance. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
jezusflowers
United States
Today, I stopped at a red light. I noticed the car in front of me had their reverse lights on. I thought to myself, "Meh, that person must know. They wouldn't do that." The light turned green. Turns out they didn't. Nor did they have insurance. FML
hendrixisgod86
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Crestview, United States
Moron
Today, some genius shot through a red light, hitting my car and nearly killing me. When I went to ask if he was okay, the first words out of his mouth were, "I hope you have insurance". FML
Anonymous
Spokane, United States
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Noname
Canada
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Read The Fine Print
Sylmar, United States
Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." FML
Me
United States
Today, while at a stop light, I was rear-ended by a car behind me. The guy got angry at me, because according to him, I should've known that his car has poor braking distance, and so I should've moved forward a few more feet to compensate. FML
please don't back that thing up
United States
Noooooooo!
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Sean
United States
Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML
WTF
Wroclaw, Poland
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
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ElRafaishere 0
sue his ass
The_good_times 0
so what's the problem? he's the one that's in deep shit, at least in my country you can go to jail for that, so you can ask him for cash, a lot of it.
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BluPenguin 3
YDI for stopping at a yellow light. Idiot.
lickmyjock 0
ha florida drivers suck
Pmm368 5
Sue his butt. I live in Florida as well as you and it's required by law to have insurance. #12: "most" people in Florida don't know how to drive. I'm a good driver (I'm not from Florida) and I can't even tell you how many times I've been near ended because someone was going too fast or texting while driving. I've even had near head on collisions because of people on the phone while driving. I've also driven behind people who go too slow, which happens about 80 percent of the time I'm on the road.
sourgirl101 29
Damn I wish I could argue but most people in Florida are bad drivers especially South Florida. I say a Hail Mary everytime I get behind the wheel. Been in 4 car accidents and too many other close calls. None were my fault.
richthedude19 1
That's bc 80% of Floridas resident are over 80 years of age lol
cbr600_fml 0
that sucks op I got hit on my motorcycle two days ago and the lady had no insurance too so now I have to fix all the damages my own damn self
samantha_durano 6
hahahah! nice tat :) but why spiders and why your nipple? lmao.
gasbreakdipdip 0
why dident you just liquidate all her property to pay for the repairs
mydesire 5
wow that's a bummer.. sue him
gogo_speedracer 0
Well, this is when you should be contacting your lawyer, filling a lawsuit, and getting an estimate of how much the damages cost instead of being on FML. Then when that's all said and done the idiot who rear-ended you gets on FML and posts, "Today, I learned that I have to pay blank amount, because I'm an idiot who doesn't know how to drive and I don't have insurance. FML" =) Good luck!
gogo_speedracer 0
I meant filing.
epoh_fml 0
I want yer cupcake 0_o
HoesInaBox 0
That sounded very wrong until the cupcake pic finally loaded o_o I think I want it too o:
Ttime21921 0
beautiful pussy. :)
The_good_times 0
Lol, you Americans seem to be pretty oblivious to driving regulations. How can you even say that he deserves it for stopping at a yellow light, yellow=/green, if he stopped it means he was in far enough and going slow enough to be able to stop, in which case he did exactly what he should've done, the driver behind was just not keeping a safe enough distance or not paying attention, the only way it would've been his fault for stopping at the yellow light was if he was really close and going fast when the light turned yellow and he braked very abruptly and unsafely.
CookiesNOJ 0
Here in America we don't praise honest behavior. End of story.
darkmis1 18
So, so true, 37.
morgan020 0
because parents no longer take the time to teach their children how to drive safely nor do they drive safely themselves. also in the town I live in in Texas our schools no longer offer drivers ed to teach students how to drive or the laws of the road.
RandomHavoc1 13
not all of us, it's mostly the people who don't take drivers ed! D: I'm a (semi) good driver... I'm still young though.
special_Tay 0
yet again I can not relate. maybe someday I will understand your pain, but for now ydi for stopping at a yellow. you need to go back to boating school spongebob!
hanr815 3
Your a ******* idiot. YDI because you're supposed to SLOW DOWN at a yellow light. Not STOP. Someone should take your license. You moron.
RandomHavoc1 13
no. if you can stop, you stop. DID NONE OF THESE PEOPLE TAKE DRIVERS ED IN HIGH SCHOOL?? seriously, I'm amazed at the amount of stupidity here.
special_Tay 0
brutal?