Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car. While we were waiting for the police, we made small talk, at which point I learned that he was an attorney. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML
Today, I stopped at a yellow light. The guy behind me did not. He had no insurance. FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, some genius shot through a red light, hitting my car and nearly killing me. When I went to ask if he was okay, the first words out of his mouth were, "I hope you have insurance". FML
Today, I got into a car accident. The other driver was going so fast that when we hit, our cars positioned themselves to make it look like it was all my fault. He keeps blaming me for everything and the position of the cars doesn't help. FML
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Top comments
RougeRamirez 8
"Like a normal person; call the ******* cops"
keven501 12
With a giant stuffed panda bear!
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Comments (101)
keven501 12
With a giant stuffed panda bear!
marik7410 6
With a hot tub
R4inb0wBrit3 13
And Bob Barker :D
SurfSnowSkate7 7
And an intern!
KingCeltic77 18
With a Sandwhich.
Futacy 30
^ and some spell check
FMLouis 6
In my office!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
With a stripper!
kitkatkit 4
With the girl from 2E!
MrFuckingFrazier 3
Stuffed with puppies!
Link5794 18
With a top hat!
sens3sfailing 25
Aaaand a brand new car!
ATSViper 15
Maybe a combo breaker!
RougeRamirez 8
"Like a normal person; call the ******* cops"
crduncan 6
Is this a quote from a movie or something?
chickenflem 8
Is it bad that I sang your comment, 2, like "like a good neighbor statefarm is there??" lol
jaredofmo 22
33 - Nope. I did the same thing. It works beautifully.
jumpshot32 11
2. I think I would rather call the regular cops. They don't use fuzzy handcuffs if you know what I mean.
Dashelle 25
lol
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
I hope you at least memorized his registration plate
Hockeyboy4280 18
It's always good to take pictures in this situation. License plates, wreckage, etc... A few pictures can go a long way in this scenario.
Futacy 30
... with someone to beat some reality into that dude.
WritingWrongs 8
What are you saying? That jingle doesn't actually work?!
Futacy 30
^ *facepalm*
Dairyking 8
32, It looks like your facetious tone has been overlooked. Hence why we need a sarcasm button.
sens3sfailing 25
65-I think it was more along the lines of 32 just wasn't funny at all...
Futacy 30
70- right you are :)
sens3sfailing 25
70-I don't think people understood we got the sarcasm in the statement, but still thumbed it down because it still wasn't funny...
Funkymunky1511 4
Call the police dude. Or at least remember his plate registration
kultyre 7
Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there.. With the cops.
SettoFail 9
He was probably trying to be funny so he could get away with it
Nutz101 7
That guy is awesome
angeluv_2014 22
Yes, but only if it wasn't you that he hit. :/
Feverrotes 15
So did that guy get back in his car and drive off while you stood there trying to take in what he was saying?
ariverperson 11
......what does that even mean?!
htownpostman 16
It's the theme to an insurance company.. Google State Farm commercials
misterjez 15
Double rainbows all the way!
psychobiker08 4
Really?!