Today, we had to give a surprise speech in speech class on two of our best and closest friends. My first friend was my mom. I had to make up the other one. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML
Today, I had to complete a project for my course in Italian. We had to write a little paragraph about a friend. I had to make one up. FML
Today, I looked over my next homework assignment for art class. It was to draw a portrait of my best friend. I can't think of anyone besides my mother. FML
Today, I opened my lunch in front of my friends at university. I had a note in my lunch from my mother that said "Have a good day sweetie! - Love mom". I wrote that note, and put it in my lunch to impress my friends. FML
Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML
Today, my sister is working on her graduation speech. She gives her thanks to one friend for helping support her through school, like, "The sister I never had". FML
Today, I went to a wedding with my family. While the maid of honor was giving her non-heartfelt, three sentence speech, my mom and I started talking about how lame her speech was. When I turned around to look at my mom, I saw the camera recording the speech behind her. FML
Today, I'd planned a surprise party for my best friend's birthday. However, she apparently found out about it and told me at the last minute she couldn't make it, probably to avoid being the center of attention. I'd already invited all of our mutual friends, so I had to awkwardly cancel the party. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML
Today, as a part of my autobiography project for school, I needed to have 2 friends and 2 family members each write me a letter. I ended up having to forge 3 letters. FML
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lex1459 38
It's okay OP! it'll get better! At least you have a close bond with your mom!
Queensland 27
29, eat a snickers
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westcoastkp 13
Who needs friends anyway :)
lex1459 38
Apparently OP
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Well Why not Zoidberg?
SGodinet 9
Although you just commented this for OP, I bet you yourself has friends
dawnimus 21
#19, please stop replying to EVERY SINGLE FIRST POST in an effort to be seen. It forces me to read your stupid comments every day, and to be honest most of them get buried anyway, so I'm surprised you haven't noticed how annoying you are.
Queensland 27
29, eat a snickers
BitsOBacon 12
29, If you tell them that you see their comments everyday, you are only encouraging this behavior.
Pwn17 25
29- I know what you mean. Booda Shun, please tone it down a little. Your comment here is alright, but you don't need to comment on every FML.
glabberfasted 16
Edited.
kangx1 28
Finally someone else noticed I thought I was the only one
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Actually that isn't true, 29. Most replies I make to the first comment don't get buried. And even if they do, why are you complaining? Just don't click on them if you don't wanna read them!
saraitkddh 47
I am sure you know everyone needs friends
swaggalikethat 22
Join the club!!!
KawaiiCupcake 14
Your mom will always be your friend, she's the best friend you can have. And I feel you, I was loner for a long time as well. Just wait a little and you find good friends. Good luck :)
zuixdoll504 4
booda Shaun ugly piece of shit Indian no one likes u
bellebe1998 16
I know how you feel OP :/ I've been dealing with a lot of crap recently and I feel like no one is there. Just try to make some new friends and it will all turn out right :) I promise.
Testing1234 25
#29 Fml is meant to be posted on so calm down
angelwing13 5
74- I have a deep feeling u r a mom commenting
lex1459 38
It's okay OP! it'll get better! At least you have a close bond with your mom!
ThatFancyPenn 18
And hey! At least you know how to excessively use exclamation points!
lex1459 38
And at least you know how to be an asshole!
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
21- Oh God! She used three! How could she do that! It's like the end of the world! How can you go on knowing she used three exclamation points! It's madness I tell you!! Madness!!!
grghillis96 15
So did Norman Bates and we all know how that turned out
LanceGoodthrust 19
No, we don't all know. How did that turn out? Did the Vince Vaughn remake outsell the original?
TwistedCherub1 15
Yes, OP, stay creepily close to your mom so someday she can replace all the photos of your girlfriend (if you get one) with her own.
kumarina 35
My mom is one of my best friends, nothing to be ashame about :)
Ambient25 25
my dog is mine lol
Robbieisadowg 16
As they say, a dog is a mans best friend.
pinkshirtbadman 15
I'm just waiting for the requisite "your mom is my best friend too" joke.
muzy 23
#64 How is that a requisite joke? And as for OP, chin up. Friends aren't a "requisite." They can actually be quite a burden most of the time. I always had the luxury of not having any in my younger days... and to this day I still choose not to have friends, because during war times they can be captured and tortured for information about me.
sarahjanek 7
Nothing wrong with having your mum as your best friend! In a way they're less likely to do all the bitchy stuff some other people might do. If you really want some friends get out there and be more sociable, maybe even make some friends in that class! Don't let anything stop you!
TwistedCherub1 15
OP, seriously, you cannot be so unique that no one shares common interests with you. Start talking to people. Find groups in your area that are into the same stuff (sports, movies, gaming, intellect, whatever) and meet with them.
misslady23 10
Friends are over rated!
shadowedpixie 19
I'll second that. I have no friends, either!
mustabee 5
dont take such advise, findout for yourself so you can say they are over rate. Dont let OP get comftable in that situation by saying stuff like that.OP, the problem is definetly you, but dont worry, u arent one in a million, so you can follow how others overcame thier various problems. This should be the cue to get you doin something, whether profesional asistance or personal determination - have friends, then for you, they may be over rated or not - but fyl, it does suck
rocker_chick105 31
Can someone please translate 35?
Beepbeep7 14
#35 you should befriend a dictionary.
mustabee 5
english is a second language, sorry - ndati,ngatange aitashamwari azozvizivira kuti shamwari hadzinabasa - translation - op should make friends so that op can say by him/herself that friends are over rated, dont encourage op saying friends are overated whilst in other situations they help beyond what you could expect from family. OP, try make friends. (there is no fmylife in my native language - so suck up my incorect gramma and mispeld words till they make one)
misslady23 10
Umm I have a wonderful life :) thank you for your concern #35
girlrome 19
That's sad, OP. But I am sure your imaginary friends will always be there for you.
Stylux_fml 16
Unless you need a hug.
Robbieisadowg 16
#23 Thats what Teddy is for.
mandyrozrox 13
we can all be alone together :)
kumarina 35
No, the NSA won't allow that
Ambient25 25
I hate it when I get all lovey dovey with a girl and a voice on another end tells me to shut up and go to sleep :(
mandyrozrox 13
But OP, it's wonderful you have a close relationship with your mother, but I'm sure there has to be someone else, maybe a old friend you haven't seen in ages yet you guys were really close friends? That sucks, OP! Good luck that you will make more, and become closer and happier with your friends. :)
MyUsernameKatie 31
I'm pretty close with my mom, but there's just some stuff I feel I have to tell my friends and not my mom. Plus, you have to grow up and leave your mom sometime. It sucks OP, but that's life. And it gets easier :) I hope lol
beautifulsoul89 11
Don't be ashamed, I have no best friend or even my mom. So be proud and very very grateful you have her in your life and that you consider her your best friend!!
JustBeingAwesome 22
Being best friends with your mom is awesome!! A lot of people lack that kind of relationship :)