Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Calcultated
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Sobering
Today, I'm on vacation with my best friends. We went to a club and I drunk texted my girlfriend of one year about how nice everything is and how much I miss her. She responded by breaking up with me because she likes me more as a friend. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
It's for the best
Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
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vengeance501 8
Send her a txt saying "Lol, jokes on you." just to mess with her.
blaine72 0
lol!
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Comments (133)
Sdelta 0
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Oh, what an orgasmic feeling.
mona_is_here 10
she was trying to make it less painful for you probably? god, i hate AFP grrrr
Kylias 6
You didn't need her if she sways that easily.
karlita2244 0
it totally sucks!!! lol
seanreddog 4
if it said "Your boyfriends cheating on you with a fat chick lol" YDI
Ms_Jessie22 8
Maybe she was pointing out the cliché in it? :)
pertained 12
maybe she was cackling evilly.
LiveLaughLove18 0
Ouch! Burn. (: Lol
KiddNYC1O 22
Mona- Less painful? doubt it. if anything it's more painful cause it shows she doesn't care and it's kind of condescending
seanreddog 4
Lol you're hot and lol your gay bf is cheating on you lol wanna go out lol? Dafp!
lonerftl 3
Goes to show you how mature your now ex is.
seanreddog 4
Oh nevermind I misunderstood I thought she broke up with you after reading a text with lol. Anyways you still deserve it if you were a dick to her. Don't be such a pussy.
guitarchick7591 2
As if lol makes it so much better.
Allybuns 0
yep LOL is mostly used at least 1 time while chatting or texting its also usedto make insults less insulting
TaterSalad187 5
damn, betrayed. i'm hoping ex-girlfriend and ex-bestfriend now right? you burn down her house and then send her a pic of it and say "lol" >:]
dtheman997 0
she was either extreemly dumb or desperate to get out. from looks of iteither way your better off
MadeOfAwesome 1
you deserved it... lol.
adriana012 0
Well, 14 definitely thought it was funny .. !
xXSweetNightmare 0
43- Awesome idea. XD
acccccccc 1
ohh btw im pretty sure i moderated this one too im on a roll :) fafp fafp fafp stupid anti flood protection
CvBobo 0
every text I send I have lol in but when I send it I'm not laughing only laugh when I send lmfao!!! lol <- I dnt laugh : )
gohabs21 0
Don't worry, there's some website where you can buy colonies of crabs to infect her with while she sleeps. I need to get out more
Mordecai89 0
lmfao @ the crabs idea, OP find that web site that would be an epic way to return the favor for putting "lol" in a break up text message
Notjustanother1 0
you better kick his ass!!
Mordecai89 0
that too, that's a must. but then again everybody is so damn quick to sue, it would be a bigger burden then anything to kick his ass
NikkiSixx22196 5
43 you would have nowhere to send the pic "LOL"
Crotcho_fml 0
lol 14 died from laughter... omg why can't I sleep!!
orphinz 3
erm... well lol?
Eyeliner_fml 0
fyl op & forget about that best friend x;
NzxtZ06 0
your gf is a b**** and your best friend is an ass**** and was never really your friend if he actually ended up with her. it takes two to tango. move on bro, you deserve better
ashoutlaw93 0
I don't get it
Crimson35124 0
wow your girlfriend needs to be ******* killed
pinkpanda93 0
if op was mature he would lol too
omgYoUbasTards 0
yea, op gf: I'm leaving you for your bestfriend. op: well at least she had the decency not to put lol in that message. I feel so much better now -_-
Jiplo 18
With Cave Johnson's combustible lemons!
blaine72 0
lol!
ctbabyy 0
^WIN.
cooki3monst3r77 9
that's why I don't ever tell buddies about problems with my girl.... you can't trust anyone
Crotcho_fml 0
seems like op wasn't telling his bff his gf problems... she was. dafp dafp omg really?
brianjman14 23
lol
Arcran5 0
"heeey, Wub2??? ne way, dumpin u fr Tony. srry! lol" I feel for you, OP, I'm sure it must have taken you ages to translate that message, but at the same time, I couldn't care less about your romance trouble.
deannamarie12 0
what a bitch. :( sorry OP
nerdsgetmehot 23
Yikes! Looks like you deserve better...
perdix 31
I don't see how either of you come to that conclusion. Maybe the best friend is just a better man and the girlfriend did the reasonable thing by dumping the OP and moving on. The LOL could be that kind of nervous laughter you get when you try to soften the blow of bad news. I don't mean to pick you two out specifically, but I get a little peeved when people reflexively say that an OP who gets dumped deserves better. We just can't know that in a message with a 300-character limit, and no chance for rebuttal from the dumpor.
Cinn_fml 23
Wow, go perdix for the surprisingly mature and serious comment. I thought you specialised in jokes? :P
perdix 31
You are right that jokes are my favorite method to point out the absurdity of a post's absurdity, but I'll use others as needed to point out logical flaws. I think the common practice around here of assuming the OP is always completely innocent and deserving of their significant other's affection and fidelity is one of these absurd logical flaws.
Cinn_fml 23
That is true. I still think dumping by text is a bit harsh, especially with 'lol' in it. But, I suppose there might be a very good reason that she didn't want to do it face-to-face, such as him being obsessive and/or dangerous... But if it were the latter then the FML would be more agressive, and if it were the former it would be longer and more of a ramble.
samtheram 0
that girl is sexy
vengeance501 8
Send her a txt saying "Lol, jokes on you." just to mess with her.
gertyygirly 4
wow. who breaks up with someone over a text anyways? what a jerk
MadeOfAwesome 1
If someone was a complete jerk to you, I can justify breaking up with them over text :/
setyourgoals 0
Well she's a jerk. FYL.