Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML
Today, while at a stop light, I was rear-ended by a car behind me. The guy got angry at me, because according to him, I should've known that his car has poor braking distance, and so I should've moved forward a few more feet to compensate. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML
Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
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Top comments
gazerock123 0
Should have chased him down the road! I hope you got his plate number. BTW #1 you fail at counting. FYL
blastvortex 4
What a bastard. I hope that you got the license down. The funniest part is that if you can track him down, he not only gets written up for a hit-and-run and a moving violation, but for reckless endangerment. It'd be hard to disprove that kind of damage to his own car; even if repaired, the repair shop would have records. If you can track him down, karma owns. He screwed himself. What a dumbass...
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Comments (49)
lolthis 0
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ActionManly 11
YDI for stopping at a stop sign.
Ohnothingreally 0
Action-You deserve shit for not following the law. ;o
ortega_fml 0
YDI for being a ****.
nitrogirl 0
hey #1 your not second...FAIL ps OP sucks to be you hope you got insurance!!!
alex1502 0
to #1, you fail at failing
gazerock123 0
Should have chased him down the road! I hope you got his plate number. BTW #1 you fail at counting. FYL
Reyo 2
You better hope there be paint transfer, and that you saw the make and model of the car as well as part of the license plate.
Reyo 2
People call them licence plates outside of where I live, right?
mordantennui 0
damn! this is a def FYL
blastvortex 4
What a bastard. I hope that you got the license down. The funniest part is that if you can track him down, he not only gets written up for a hit-and-run and a moving violation, but for reckless endangerment. It'd be hard to disprove that kind of damage to his own car; even if repaired, the repair shop would have records. If you can track him down, karma owns. He screwed himself. What a dumbass...
IgniteMe28 0
yeah for real. OP is dumb if she didn't get his license plate # first thing.
Jmrox2001 10
Could be attempted homicide assuming the door was on the driver side
Cristaderzi 0
Lol THAT SUCKS!!! But Tdi I mean honestly you coudnt tell his vibe was off...
BellaMuerte_fml 0
Oh, ****... That really sucks. You didn't happen to catch his liscense plate number did you? Then again, if you did, it wouldn't be much of an FML...
Darth_Taco 14
Wow...that really sucks. When I was crashed into, the guy was nice enough to stay. Well, at least it'll be easier to find a guy with a huge-ass dent in the shape of a car door :D. Seriously, damage that bad is very easy to find if you report this to the authorities quickly.
nzl_fml 0
asshat! i remember this car in front of us hit another car and after the two parties agreed to pull over on the side to exchange insurance details, the asshole just U-turned and ran off. Luckily we got his license plate. Hate rude ass drivers like that.