Anonymous
United States
Today, I stopped at a yellow light. The guy behind me did not. He had no insurance. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
jezusflowers
United States
Today, I stopped at a red light. I noticed the car in front of me had their reverse lights on. I thought to myself, "Meh, that person must know. They wouldn't do that." The light turned green. Turns out they didn't. Nor did they have insurance. FML
hendrixisgod86
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Crestview, United States
Moron
Today, some genius shot through a red light, hitting my car and nearly killing me. When I went to ask if he was okay, the first words out of his mouth were, "I hope you have insurance". FML
Anonymous
Spokane, United States
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Noname
Canada
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Read The Fine Print
Sylmar, United States
Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." FML
Me
United States
Today, while at a stop light, I was rear-ended by a car behind me. The guy got angry at me, because according to him, I should've known that his car has poor braking distance, and so I should've moved forward a few more feet to compensate. FML
please don't back that thing up
United States
Noooooooo!
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Sean
United States
Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML
WTF
Wroclaw, Poland
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
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ElRafaishere 0
sue his ass
The_good_times 0
so what's the problem? he's the one that's in deep shit, at least in my country you can go to jail for that, so you can ask him for cash, a lot of it.
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iheartchocolate1 0
so... how is this and FML? it's short for "**** my life" for a reason. this should be posted by the guy with no insurance, it makes no sense for you to post this.
perdix 31
Don't come to Texas! Here, a yellow light means "pedal to the metal!" If you do come here, either learn to drive right or enjoy getting rear-ended. If you happen to like getting rear-ended, there's a particular university here where lots of guys can help you out if you can make convincing sheep sounds.
deannamarie12 0
haha that is exactly what we do here :P
deannamarie12 0
Yellow doesn't mean stop or slow down. It means hum it before the light turns red lol:)
Z49 0
ydi 4 driving, I fly
rotflmmfaoatu 0
soo? it's not your fault it's his. you were driving safely not him. soo he's screwed not you.
phaded 1
yellow means stop only when it is safe to do so. clearly it wasn't safe. ydi
CherArline 0
Sooooo? they'll have to pay for the damages they caused,not you
shona_fml 0
ummm- NEVER stop @ a YELLOW LIGHT!!! unless you're coming up to it slowly... if u have 2 slam on ur brakes to stop for yellow, don't!!! why? BECAUSE YOU WILL BE REAR-ENDED!!! at least here in chicago!!! not only will u get slammed into, the person who HIT you will most likely get out of THEIR car and have some, well MANY choice words with you!!!! you're an asshole for stopping, u deserved it!!!
shona_fml 0
...not to mention, probably BACK UP and slam you again!!! and POSSIBLY even a third time, just for good measure. sux ass that dude doesn't have insurance though, that's aggreeable from any angle. I feel for ya on the no insurance, but no way for you stopping for friggin YELLOW! yellow lights in Chicago mean "warning" as in "warning, you stop and you're gonna get hit, so ******* GO!!!" ;p thanks for playing, better luck next time! oh-and GO WHITE SOX!!!
shona_fml 0
WTF? I'm just wondering y my picture has not shown up yet? I set it from my computer... does it take a lil bit for it to register? :^
mclonin 0
ydi for stopping at a YELLOW light. I'm assuming it just turned yellow. gosh I hate douchebags that do that.
shanster 3
Who the **** stops at a yellow light? The only time you stop for a yellow light is if there is absolutely NO way you can make it through the intersection before it's red. The guy behind you was probably speeding up so he could make it through the light and your dumbass was slowing down. You don't deserve it but you're still a bitch and **** you for being one of those drivers on the road that everybody ******* hates.