Today, while at a stop light, I was rear-ended by a car behind me. The guy got angry at me, because according to him, I should've known that his car has poor braking distance, and so I should've moved forward a few more feet to compensate. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Noooooooo!
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Road safety
Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML
Rollin'
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Not feeling it
Today, I was sitting in a drive-thru with my girlfriend waiting for our food and the idiot behind me rear-ended me. I got out of the car to tell him he'd rear-ended me. He then argued with me, saying he "didn't feel it." FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
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hunteer9 5
Well most insurance companies will find him at fault, so it should be covered. Still sucks to be you though.
flockz 20
don't worry, i'm sure the insurance companies won't cut him a brake.
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Comments (51)
oj101 33
Breathtaking stupidity and arrogance. Does he happen to be Darp Harp?
Lindahhxd 7
Punch him in the face and tell him he should've known better his face was attracted to your fist.
natsaysheyyy 16
How is this a FYL? Lie about whiplash and get money from him. More like, jealous'
jesscarrr 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
No, the guy who rear-ended him does have a point. Before slowing down and eventually stopping at a red light you do need to actually look behind you and see if there is a safe distance for you to stop. However IF the light was actually red before OP got to the intersection then yes op the guy is in the wrong.
Lindahhxd 7
21, the guy who rear ended him had an entire street and should've braked at a safer distance. OP was just at a light, he isn't a driving God and knows when someone is going to rear end him.
bredahl 26
@21- The OP was already stopped at a light, and when coming to a stop, you don't need to look behind you to see if where/when it is safe to stop. Looking BEHIND doesn't determine if there's a safe distance for you to stop between the car in FRONT of you. You choose a landmark on the road, like a sign or a bench, to estimate how much time you have left to brake and how fast you need to apply the brakes. If you're having brake problems, apply the brakes at a longer distance away from where you usually apply the brakes, so you won't rear-end the car in front of you.
jesscarrr 10
31 & 28. It's called 'reckless driving' if you brake suddenly when you have enough time to pass through an intersection before the light turns red and if someone rear ends you it's your fault. Well at least in Australia it is. That's all my point was, that sometimes when you get rear-ended its not necessarily that persons fault.
jesscarrr 10
What I mean is that we don't know how well OP was driving either. It just says 'today while at a stop light' it doesn't say how long he was stationary for. If he HAD braked suddenly at the light with someone behind him then he's at fault.
sonuskos 6
Well, 36, ima assume that OP figured he couldnt cross the intersection on time and started his brakes at a reasonable distance. Theres no way OP could have figured out the driver behind him had bad brakes. Also if said person knew he had bad brakes, he should have had more distance between OP and him
Parky03 9
36-What kind of screwed up driving school did you go to?
jesscarrr 10
38, I just re-read the fml because I didn't get what you meant by the 'guy had bad breaks' I so didn't even realise it said that. Sorry guys been at a photoshoot for six hours straight today and still going. probably shouldn't be putting my opinions on an fml that I didn't even apparently read properly! The hair spray fumes are affecting my brain
twinkiefeets 17
36--whatever floats your goat
twinkiefeets 17
36-- your 16 what do you know about driving
isableha 9
36- My brother was involved in a 'three car pile up' situation because someone used their brake suddenly at an intersection. He rear ended them because he didn't have time to stop. Guess what? It's his fault. The rule is 'You should always be in control of your vehicle'. It doesn't matter if OP was at the light for 5 seconds or 5 minutes, the fault goes to the person who hit him/her.
supportcommand 17
49- you're right, here in Canada if you are the rear-ender you are at fault. You didn't leave enough space between you and the guy in front, no matter what the reason for braking suddenly, simple as that. 47- I'm glad you saw that too. Why would you want to float a goat???
Neonemerld 21
21, it's the responsibility of every driver to leave adequate space between you and the car in front of you to be able to stop in Any circumstance. If your brakes are bad and it take you 3 cars lengths to come to a full stop, then you stay at Least 3 cars lengths back. That's why tailgating is illegal, too.
emag_eht 18
48- Wow. Judging people by age? The DMV says that by 16 you could obtain a junior's license. That means you have enough knowledge to be driving even if you have some restrictions. Even if 36 was just wrong on what she said, not all teenagers know nothing about driving.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
58- I think the point that 48 was trying to make was not that teenagers know NOTHING about driving, but that they aren't generally experienced enough at first to really know the rules of the road 100%, especially not better than someone who has been driving for years.
norr14 4
It's herp derp.
terrykayez 6
36 - Actually who ever is rear ending the person in front is at fault. Because whatever the circumstances are they're the ones responsible for breaking. And even if the person in front slammed on their breaks, if you kept the recommended distance between yourself and the car in front of you like the law states, you would STILL have enough room to stop without hitting them. So I don't know how things work in Australia, but in the States that's our law. Besides to say that the poor guy sitting at the light should've looked back? Are you dumb? That would have no affect on anything. It's not his responsibility to compensate for someone else's stupidity.
kristat 14
I have to disagree with the people saying 16 year olds know less about the "rules of the road" than more experienced drivers. I honestly knew more of the actual driving laws at 16 when I had just gone through driver's Ed than I do now. I'm a better driver now, but have forgotten a lot of the rules.
bredahl 26
When the OP said "while at a stop light", it's safe to assume that the person was already stopped at the light before the person behind them approached the intersection. If the person in front of you brakes suddenly and you rear-end them, then they are at fault. If you are well enough away from the person in front of you and they are already stopped and you end up rear-ending them, then you're at fault.
Edo369 8
Jesscarr just shut your snatch, you aren't making any sense.
bethrocksya 9
I don't know how your state laws go, but here in PA-- if you hit someone's rear, your automatically at fault for not having control of your vehicle. It's your responsibility as a driver to operate your vehicle maintaining state laws, and the safety of yourself and others. As for the ignorance of the man who hit you... I hope you grabbed insurance info, OP! If someone freaked out on me for damaging my car I don't know how I'd handle that. This past June I was rear ended by a state police officer, and my car was totaled. This being a result of a prick ass officer tailgating me for miles @ 5:30am. On a country highway that deer are know to jump out on, my luck a group leap from a bush, and not having any place to turn (deer in other lane, guardrail and cliff on other side) I had to hit my brakes. A 60mph impact from the rear is NOT fun. Progressive insurance told me I had to deal with it myself bc of federal immunity. Make sure you get insurance info OP, and hopefully your car isn't too smashed up.
Syndromia 15
#36, in America, if you rear end somebody, it is your fault. Unless of course the other car is going in reverse, but that's not what happened here. This is so much the case here that some assholes will break check you if they feel you are following too closely. In Ohio, they excuse this behavior by shouting, "What are you, drunk? How could you not see that giant deer?" at you as you accuse you of break checking you. On a related note, Mom is a sucky driver and my next door neighbor the cop is an ass.
zango1 15
Age is irrelevant. The law holds a 16 year old driver to the same standard as a 60 year old driver.
Toxictears 10
or if you know your brakes are bad..get new ones..how hard is that to figure out
hunteer9 5
Well most insurance companies will find him at fault, so it should be covered. Still sucks to be you though.
lukemack 4
Most pretty sure all will, op is not 1% at fault here that's why your suppose so keep a safe braking distance In case the person In front has to slam the brakes.
dohdohdoh 13
No. Not most. All. If you are rear ended its not your fault. Plain and simple.
TaffyMichele 9
At least over where I live, getting rear-ended is always the other person's fault unless you cut across into the land next to you and suddenly brake. Then it's your fault (legally at least).
ColdplaySucks 18
That man is pretty much admitting to tailgating.
lukemack 4
61 it doesn't exactly work that way, for instance if I cut In front of you and immediately hit the brakes and you rear ended me is it your fault? Yes in this case it isn't op fault one bit but it isn't always plain and simple.
BostonBear 33
well put. If your insurace company even tried to put you at fault its time to find a new company
syki 22
Well, there's your problem. A lot of people try to cut corners by opting out of the ESP navigation system, but it's only going to cost you more down the road.
SeleneB 1
They're being sarcastic about op not knowing about his brakes.
QueenPersephone 9
It's okay 3, I laughed.
SaintT 15
As did I!
syki 22
Now I see the need for the (/sarcasm) tag. Really, guys?
kimbliee 4
some people are so stuck in their own little worlds
shayshayshazam 14
Some people need better profile pics...
JOcoco 14
Yea 57! Because yours is so amazing no one can even see it. :D (end sarcasm) But no really was that comment necessary? -_-
Axipiter 24
It was, because now everyone knows he's a douche.
Idaho4177 4
Well at least you get a new bumper! But since he got mad at you for it, it's possible he doesn't have insurance, good luck OP!
flockz 20
don't worry, i'm sure the insurance companies won't cut him a brake.
annie_nk 23
Hopefully this steers him in the right direction.
zingline89 18
They could try to wheel and deal with his insurance company. Sure this accident may bumper insurance rates up, but it'll work out in the end. Hopefully they file their insurance claim online cuz it can really trunkate the process.
flockz 20
once the insurance companies get in on the intertraction and he sees the bill, i'm sure there are going to be some fresh skidmarks on his underwear.
dhooks111490 8
You are oh so witty...please stop. That was just embarrassing.
BlowinChronic 18
I found it pretty funny, not embarrassing at all.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
80, your comments tend to drive me up the wall. They're very tireing.
MassiDelta 28
I see what you did there!
slick5880 22
How dare you. Not wanting to be responsible for other people's problems, how do you sleep at night?
AerBear115 15
Are you stupid?! Look at his/her fml again and read it CAREFULLY!! Freaking retard
Sirin_fml 47
@slick5880: How DARE you expect AerBear115 to have basic sarcasm detection skills. You should be ashamed of yourself for not pandering to stupid people and putting a disclaimer at the end of your comment. Do you see what you've done, now? The world is going to END.
newbiehere99 6
Sh*t gets real when the FML team comments ;)
Sinkhole 26
I love me some Sirin.
BostonBear 33
you don't understand sarcasm do you?
Schizomaniac 24
Glad you specified it was by a car behind you. Might have been confusing if we didn't know where the car that rear ended you came from.
snowwhite92 5
Exactly what I thought!!
DerrickJames 33
Rear-ended means... Rear-ended? Where else could it have happened?
JustASmallTownBo_fml 7
#43 Schizomaniac was mocking the redundency of OP.
KiddNYC1O 22
Lmao. I was going to say. Given by your down votes it seems like they don't have to be behind you....
Charmillionaire 13
Punch him in the nuts. "You should've known I was going to do that!"
annie_nk 23
"My arm has a twitch! You should have known that!"
jvercetti 5
Should have slapped the person and got mad at them in return. "Should've known I like to swing my hand randomly in the air."
Chiikitty6464 2
No. Just… no
OhhIrony 6
Famous quote from Forest Gump: "Shit Happens."
cr3ativity 15
That quote doesn't apply here. What's ironic is that your username would be a better comment for this FML than your actual comment. (That it was ironic that according to the guy, OP should have known that his car had a poor breaking system)
thrAsHeRr9081 16
How is that ironic again?
annie_nk 23
Let's ask Alanis Morrisette. She clearly knows what irony is :P
emag_eht 18
C'mon guys #18 was just trying to be cr3ative
marrrry 4
30: The irony of Alanis' song is that none of the things are ironic. I'm pretty sure she did that on purpose.
Zebediabolical 45
I'm pretty sure she was a product of the Canadian education system. So probably not so deliberate.
OhhIrony 6
It's funny because my username had nothing to do with my comment.